Funny greeting card by Whale & Bird

This 'fine dining' is an absolute joke. We've just spent a small fortune on a meal that would fit on a f*cking postage stamp.

Evening sir and madam, how is your meal?

Gorgeous thank you. Just perfect . . .

Greeting card with a funny and rude caption showing a couple eating out at a fine dining restaurant moaning about the tiny portions but of course, when the waiter enquires about their meal, they say it is lovely! How very British. Great humour from the Forest Fr1ends range published by Whale and Bird. This card measures approximately 6 x 6 inches and is blank inside for your own message.

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