{"title":"Rude Cards","description":"\u003ch4\u003eWe love our rude cards - these funny greeting cards are definitely on the cheeky side. Hilarious cards which can be on the edgy side of the humorous card spectrum!\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eBeware that our collection of rude cards contains some foul language - very much adult humour!  We never intend to cause any offence with our range of rude cards - they are only meant to amuse.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eView our range of \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"rude birthday cards\"\u003eRude Birthday Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"rude-card-brainbox-candy-a-few-words-to-describe-you","title":"A few words to describe you","description":"\u003ch1\u003eFunny and rude! card by Brainbox Candy\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eA few words to describe you . . .\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWonderful   Awesome   Nice   Kind   Easygoing   Remarkable\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eOh, would you look at that. An Acronym. I totally did not see that until now.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFunny card by Brainbox Candy with a cheeky and rude acronym written on a canteen style notice board. Greeting card is blank inside for your own message and measures 7 x 5 inches.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eView all \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/funny-cards-brainbox-candy\"\u003eBrainbox Candy cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Brainbox Candy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":276494004,"sku":"Brainbox Candy","price":2.89,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/rude-cardsbrainbox-candya-few-words-to-describe-you-214137.png?v=1678921754"},{"product_id":"rude-funny-birthday-card-brainbox-candy-a-good-birthday-is-like-bum-sex","title":"A good birthday is like bum sex","description":"\u003ch1\u003eRude (and funny!) birthday card by Brainbox Candy\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eA good birthday is like bum sex - Exciting - Not entirely what you expected - Painful in the morning\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA funny birthday card by Brainbox Candy which is also a bit rude! Humorous, cheeky message written on a canteen style notice board. Greetings card measures 7 x 5 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eView all \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/funny-cards-brainbox-candy\"\u003eBrainbox Candy cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Brainbox Candy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":277440726,"sku":"Brainbox Candy","price":2.89,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/rude-birthday-cardsbrainbox-candya-good-birthday-is-like-bum-sex-443817.png?v=1675785352"},{"product_id":"humorous-card-blush-off-her-tits","title":"Off her tits again","description":"\u003ch1\u003eHumorous card by Blush\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSarah was off her tits again\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFunny card with a humorous caption of a 1970's photograph and a stoned Sarah exposing herself to the sunset! From the Blush range, published by Icon, this greeting card measures approximately 6.5 x 5.5 inches and is blank inside for your own message. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eView all of our \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/funny-greeting-cards-icon\" title=\"funny greeting cards by Icon\"\u003eFunny Greeting Cards by Icon\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Icon","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":279952674,"sku":"Icon","price":2.89,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/funny-cardsiconoff-her-tits-again-171761.png?v=1675787817"},{"product_id":"rude-card-funny-blush-no-i-in-team","title":"No 'I' in team","description":"\u003ch1\u003eFunny and rude! card by Blush\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThere's no 'I' in 'team' Rupert.  There's no 'I' in 'Go fuck yourself', either, Sebastian\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFunny card featuring an hilarious and rude caption to a 1970's advertising photograph showing a break-down in team spirit at work! From the Blush range, by Icon Publishing, this greetings card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eView all of our \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/funny-greeting-cards-icon\" title=\"funny icon greeting cards\"\u003eFunny Icon Greeting Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e \u003c\/h2\u003e","brand":"Icon","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":279961938,"sku":"Icon","price":2.89,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/rude-cardsiconno-i-in-team-665733.png?v=1675787763"},{"product_id":"funny-card-kiss-me-kwik-this-man-has-a-huge-cock","title":"This man has a huge cock","description":"\u003ch1\u003eFunny card by Kiss me Kwik\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThis man has a huge cock.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eKiss me Kwik produce a great range of funny cards, some are a little rude! Greeting card measures approximately 6 x 4 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eView all \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/funny-greeting-cards-kiss-me-kwik-cards\"\u003eKiss me Kwik cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kiss me Kwik","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":280058212,"sku":"Kiss me Kwik","price":2.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/rude-cardskiss-me-kwikthis-man-has-a-huge-cock-699900.png?v=1675788657"},{"product_id":"rude-card-funny-kiss-me-kwik-treat-yourself","title":"Treat Yourself","description":"\u003ch1\u003eRude card by Kiss me Kwik\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eGo on  Treat yourself     Have a wank ! \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFunny card by Kiss me Kwik with a rude caption. Greeting card measures approximately 6 x 4 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eView all \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/funny-greeting-cards-kiss-me-kwik-cards\"\u003eKiss me Kwik cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kiss me Kwik","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":280060388,"sku":"Kiss me Kwik","price":2.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/rude-cardskiss-me-kwiktreat-yourself-524961.png?v=1675788787"},{"product_id":"rude-card-funny-kiss-me-kwik-mike-hunt","title":"Mike Hunt","description":"\u003ch1\u003eRude card by Kiss me Kwik\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHave you seen Mike Hunt?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFunny and rude card by Kiss me Kwik. Greetings card measures approximately 6 x 4 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eView all \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/funny-greeting-cards-kiss-me-kwik-cards\"\u003eKiss me Kwik Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kiss me Kwik","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":280062076,"sku":"Kiss me Kwik","price":2.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/rude-cardskiss-me-kwikmike-hunt-963993.png?v=1675787589"},{"product_id":"rude-card-funny-modern-toss-work-appraisal","title":"Appraisal","description":"\u003ch1\u003eFunny and rude card by Modern Toss\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eAPPRAISAL\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWe would like to point out to you that it's highly unprofessional to refer to us as 'the cunts upstairs' when sending emails to our client database.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFair enough, rules are rules. \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGreeting card with a funny cartoon showing an employee facing the wrath of the management team after describing them as the 'c*nts upstairs' when dealing with customer \/ client enquiries! Very funny but also very rude humour from Modern Toss. This greetings card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eView our range of \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/rude-funny-cards-modern-toss\"\u003eModern Toss cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Modern Toss","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":280094122,"sku":"Modern Toss","price":2.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/rude-cardsmodern-tossappraisal-466714.png?v=1675785438"},{"product_id":"funny-rude-card-brainbox-candy-for-hes-a-jolly-good-fellow","title":"For he's a jolly good fellow","description":"\u003ch1\u003eFunny card by Brainbox Candy\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFor he's a jolly good fellow    For he's a jolly good fellow    For he's a jolly good fellow\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eOn second thoughts    He's a cock\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHumorous card by Brainbox Candy which is only a little rude! 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A woman has been flashing her boobs in attempt to make her tomatoes red. It hasn't worked but it's done wonders for her cucumbers! Greeting card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eView all \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/funny-cards-greeting-quitting-hollywood\"\u003eQuitting Hollywood cards\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Quitting Hollywood","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":336716032,"sku":"Quitting Hollywood","price":2.59,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/files\/funny-cardsquitting-hollywoodflashing-my-boobs-at-the-tomatoes-481897.jpg?v=1716646693"},{"product_id":"funny-rude-card-quitting-hollywood-hold-my-calls","title":"Hold my calls","description":"\u003ch1\u003eFunny \u0026amp; rude card by Quitting Hollywood\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThat's very nice Mrs Carrington but I actually said 'hold my calls'\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFunny card by Quitting Hollywood featuring a rude caption to an old photograph, showing a woman who has misheard her boss's request to hold his calls! Greetings card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eView all of our \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/funny-cards-greeting-quitting-hollywood\" title=\"quitting hollywood cards\"\u003eQuitting Hollywood cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Quitting Hollywood","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":478790837,"sku":"Quitting Hollywood","price":2.59,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/files\/rude-cardsquitting-hollywoodhold-my-calls-991695.jpg?v=1738297128"},{"product_id":"funny-rude-card-modern-toss-key-strategy-meeting","title":"Key Strategy Meeting","description":"\u003ch1\u003eFunny, rude card by Modern Toss\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eKey Strategy Meeting\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFirst item, Peter would like to apologise for his absence, says he couldn't be fucked\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHilariously funny card with a rude caption about a meeting at work (and a very honest Peter!). Published by Modern Toss, this card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eView all of our \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/rude-funny-cards-modern-toss\" title=\"modern toss cards\"\u003eModern Toss cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Modern Toss","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":831743393,"sku":"Modern Toss","price":2.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/rude-cardsmodern-tosskey-strategy-meeting-144609.png?v=1675787016"},{"product_id":"rude-greetings-card-brainbox-candy-ye-olde-humpty-dumpty","title":"Ye Olde Humpty Dumpty","description":"\u003ch1\u003eRude greetings card by Brainbox Candy\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eYe Olde Humpty Dumpty\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHumpty Dumpty, sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty, Had a great fall. 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Great humour by cartoonists Anders Morgenthaler and Mikael Wulff. 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Well at least he's being honest. Cheeky humour about work from Modern Toss. This card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eView our range of \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/rude-funny-cards-modern-toss\" title=\"modern toss cards\"\u003eModern Toss Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Modern Toss","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":8204429852717,"sku":"Modern Toss","price":2.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/rude-cardsmodern-tossteam-player-sorry-im-late-109441.png?v=1675788610"},{"product_id":"rude-greeting-card-she-gave-no-fucks","title":"She gave no fucks","description":"\u003ch1\u003eRude greeting card from Holy Flaps\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eAnd she gave no fucks. Not even one. 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It suggests that the person writing it would never mutter profanities, but would make sure to say them clearly - just like a f*cking lady! From the Henries Award winning (best humorous range 2018) Holy Flaps range. 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The suggestion is that it is one of his own farts! From the Bawdy Banter range published by Go La La. 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Maybe he had had enough of the photographer pointing his lens at him! From the Wavelength range published by Icon. 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Cheeky humour from Bold and Bright. T\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ehis card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eView our range of \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/bold-and-bright\" title=\"Bold and Bright Cards\"\u003eBold and Bright Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bold \u0026 Bright","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":29179245625389,"sku":"Bold and Bright","price":2.89,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/funny-leaving-cardbold-brightleaving-fuck-off-288074.png?v=1675787214"},{"product_id":"rude-card-new-home-f-cking-miles-away","title":"New Home - Fucking miles away","description":"\u003ch1\u003eRude New Home card by Bold and Bright\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eCongrats on the New Home!\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e(Don't expect us to come and visit, it's f*cking miles away)\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNew Home card with a rude message cheekily suggesting that the senders won't be visiting them any more as they now live so far away! \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ePublished by Bold and Bright, this card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eView our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/bold-and-bright\" title=\"Bold and Bright Cards\"\u003eBold and Bright Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bold \u0026 Bright","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":29179422408749,"sku":"Bold and Bright","price":2.89,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/new-home-cardbold-brightnew-home-fucking-miles-away-915429.png?v=1675787720"},{"product_id":"funny-rude-card-spotted-some-cock","title":"Spotted some cock","description":"\u003ch1\u003eFunny and rude card by Dean Morris\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHurry up! I've spotted some cock over there!\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGreeting card with a funny and rude caption, showing a pair of girls jumping off a sand dune, ready to race across the beach. Why? They've spotted 'some cock'! Look out men! From the Bubbles range p\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eublished by Dean Morris, this card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eView our range of \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/rude-funny-cards-dean-morris\" title=\"Dean Morris Cards\"\u003eDean Morris Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dean Morris","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":31376207642758,"sku":"Dean Morris","price":2.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/rude-cardsdean-morrisspotted-some-cock-748459.png?v=1675788306"},{"product_id":"funny-greeting-card-icon-my-mind-wanters","title":"My mind wanders","description":"\u003ch1\u003eFunny greeting card by Icon\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e'Not only does my mind wander . . . sometimes it fucks off completely . . . 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P\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eublished by Icon, this greeting card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eView our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/funny-greeting-cards-icon\" title=\"Icon Card Range\"\u003eIcon Card Range\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Icon","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":34681645891718,"sku":"Icon","price":2.89,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/funny-cardsiconmy-mind-wanders-482249.png?v=1675787681"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-fuck-a-duck","title":"Fuck a duck!","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003ch1 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFunny birthday card by Comedy Card Company\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eJust heard how old you are\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFuck a duck!\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFuck me!\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBirthday card with a funny caption. On hearing how old the recipient is, a man exclaims 'fuck a duck!' in shock, while the duck next to him is also surprised and thinks 'fuck me!'. T\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ehis greeting card is published by the Comedy Card Company. It measures approximately 7 x 5 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eView our range of \u003ca title=\"Comedy Card Company Cards\" href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/funny-cards-comedy-card-company\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/funny-cards-comedy-card-company\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eComedy Card Company Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Comedy Card Company","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39381170552966,"sku":"Comedy Card Company","price":2.59,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/birthday-cardcomedy-card-companyfuck-a-duck-938595.png?v=1675786363"},{"product_id":"funny-rude-card-dean-morris-worlds-best-arsehole","title":"World's best arsehole","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003ch1 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFunny and rude card by Dean Morris\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWorld's best arsehole\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGreeting card with a funny and rude caption, cheekily suggesting that the recipient is not only an arsehole, but the world's best! From the Fabulous range by Dean Morris. \u003cspan class=\"s1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThis greeting card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eView our range of\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/rude-funny-cards-dean-morris\" title=\"Dean Morris Cards\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/rude-funny-cards-dean-morris\"\u003eDean Morris Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dean Morris","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39681874329734,"sku":"Dean Morris","price":2.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/rude-cardsdean-morrisworlds-best-arsehole-461744.jpg?v=1675788973"},{"product_id":"rude-card-forest-fr1ends-what-time-is-dinner","title":"What time is dinner?","description":"\u003ch1\u003eRude greeting card by Forest Fr1ends\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhat time is dinner?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWell, I'm aiming for 'when it's f*cking ready' o'clock.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGreeting card with a funny caption showing a woman giving a rude reply to the question of when dinner will be ready! Great humour from the Forest Fr1ends range published by Brainbox Candy. This card measures approximately 6 x 6 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eView our\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/funny-rude-cards-whale-bird\" title=\"Forest Fr1ends range\"\u003eForest Fr1ends range\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Forest Fr1ends","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40044939444358,"sku":"Forest Friends","price":2.89,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/rude-cardswhale-birdwhat-time-is-dinner-971665.jpg?v=1675788897"},{"product_id":"funny-card-whale-bird-talking-scales","title":"Talking Scales","description":"\u003ch1\u003eFunny greeting card by Forest Fr1ends\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e[WELCOME TO THE TALKING SCALES!] Hi there scales.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e[ERROR ONLY ONE PERSON AT A TIME] Oh f*ck you . . .\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGreeting card with a funny caption to an image showing someone checking their weight on some clever talking scales. Great humour from the Forest Fr1ends range published by \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eBrainbox Candy. This card measures approximately 6 x 6 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eView our\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"Forest Fr1ends range\" href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/funny-rude-cards-whale-bird\"\u003eForest Fr1ends range\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Forest Fr1ends","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40045351501958,"sku":"Forest Friends","price":2.89,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/funny-greeting-cardwhale-birdtalking-scales-507725.jpg?v=1675788598"},{"product_id":"funny-card-whale-bird-fine-dining","title":"Fine Dining","description":"\u003ch1\u003eFunny greeting card by Forest Fr1ends\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThis 'fine dining' is an absolute joke. We've just spent a small fortune on a meal that would fit on a f*cking postage stamp.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eEvening sir and madam, how is your meal?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eGorgeous thank you. Just perfect . . .\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGreeting card with a funny and rude caption showing a couple eating out at a fine dining restaurant moaning about the tiny portions but of course, when the waiter enquires about their meal, they say it is lovely! How very British. Great humour from the Forest Fr1ends range published by Brainbox Candy. This card measures approximately 6 x 6 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eView our\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/funny-rude-cards-whale-bird\" title=\"Forest Fr1ends range\"\u003eForest Fr1ends range\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Forest Fr1ends","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40045383680134,"sku":"Forest Friends","price":2.89,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/funny-cardswhale-birdfine-dining-754805.jpg?v=1675786311"},{"product_id":"funny-card-whale-bird-what-do-the-scales-say","title":"What do the scales say?","description":"\u003ch1\u003eFunny greeting card by Forest Fr1ends\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhat do the scales say?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWell the little dial has spun all the way round to 'none of your f*ckin business Brenda' . . .\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGreeting card with a funny and rude caption showing a man standing on weighing scales - but I don't think he's too keen to discuss the result! Great humour from the Forest Fr1ends range published by Brainbox Candy. This card measures approximately 6 x 6 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eView our\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"Forest Fr1ends range\" href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/funny-rude-cards-whale-bird\"\u003eForest Fr1ends range\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Forest Fr1ends","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40045682327686,"sku":"Forest Friends","price":2.89,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/funny-greeting-cardwhale-birdwhat-do-the-scales-say-607642.jpg?v=1675788884"},{"product_id":"funny-card-wulffmorgenthaler-hows-diet-going","title":"How's diet going?","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003ch1 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFunny card by Wulffmorgenthaler\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHow's the diet going?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eF*ck you!\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGreeting card with a funny cartoon showing a pair of birds, one of whom is on a diet. Going by the bending of the branch he's perched on, he still has a way to go! Superb humour from cartoonists Anders Morgenthaler and Mikael Wulff. From the Wulffmorgenthaler range, published by Redback, this card measures approximately 6 x 6 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eView our range of \u003ca title=\"redback cards\" href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/funny-redback-cards\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/funny-redback-cards\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eRedback Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Redback","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40133842894982,"sku":"Redback","price":2.89,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/funny-cardsredbackhows-diet-going-162033.png?v=1681365515"},{"product_id":"funny-greeting-card-pulling-out-of-paddington","title":"Pulling out of Paddington","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003ch1 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFunny greeting card by Gee Gee\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDarling, where are you?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI'm just pulling out of Paddington\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI bet that made him drop his marmalade sandwich\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGreeting card with a funny and cheeky caption to an illustration of woman calling her husband to see where he is. 'Just pulling out of Paddington' is taken the wrong way (wrong in every sense!). Great humour from the Gee Gee range published by Quitting Hollywood. This card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eView our range of\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/funny-cards-greeting-quitting-hollywood\" title=\"Quitting Hollywood Cards\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/funny-cards-greeting-quitting-hollywood\"\u003eQuitting Hollywood Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Quitting Hollywood","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40180430962822,"sku":"Quitting Hollywood","price":2.59,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/funny-greeting-cardquitting-hollywoodpulling-out-of-paddington-514165.jpg?v=1686791718"},{"product_id":"funny-card-traces-of-nuts-tip-of-my-tongue","title":"Tip of my tongue","description":"\u003ch1 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFunny card by Traces of Nuts\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCLITORI\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIt's on the tip of my tongue\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGreeting card with a funny cartoon showing contestants on the Wheel of Fortune TV show trying to guess the answer. To say that the word is on the tip of his tongue is an embarrassing coincidence! Great humour by Tim Whyatt, the creator of the ever popular Traces of Nuts range of cards. This card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eView the\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/funny-cards-tim-whyatt-traces-of-nuts\" title=\"traces of nuts range\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-href=\"http:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/funny-cards-tim-whyatt-traces-of-nuts\"\u003eTraces of Nuts Range\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Traces of Nuts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40687884730502,"sku":"Traces of Nuts","price":2.59,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/files\/funny-cardstraces-of-nutstip-of-my-tongue-447924.png?v=1713343009"},{"product_id":"funny-cheeky-card-scribbler-feeling-pretty-stiff","title":"Feeling pretty stiff","description":"\u003ch1 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFunny and cheeky card by Scribbler\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBrian was feeling pretty stiff after taking Rosie for a long ride\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGreeting card with a funny caption to an image showing a couple next to a bike. It appears that Brian or the cycle's seat is very happy to see the Rosie! Classic double entendre. Published by Scribbler, this greeting card measures 7 x 5 inches and is blank inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eView our\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/funny-greeting-cards-best-of-the-rest\" title=\"Best of the Rest range\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/funny-greeting-cards-best-of-the-rest\"\u003eBest of the Rest range\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Scribbler","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40687933489286,"sku":"Scribbler","price":2.89,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/files\/funny-cardsscribblerfeeling-pretty-stiff-633034.png?v=1711430756"},{"product_id":"funny-rude-birthday-card-heritage-old-wanker","title":"Old Wanker","description":"\u003ch1 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFunny \u0026amp; Rude birthday card by Heritage\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA Grumpy Old Wanker Lives Here\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eRude birthday card with a funny blue plaque announcing that an 'Old Wanker' lives in this house! From the Heritage range by Brainbox Candy, featuring humorous statements in the style of heritage blue house plaques. The card measures approximately 6 x 6 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eView our\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca data-mce-fragment=\"1\" title=\"brainbox candy card range\" href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/funny-cards-brainbox-candy\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/funny-cards-brainbox-candy\"\u003eBrainbox Candy Card Range\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Brainbox Candy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41103827697798,"sku":"Brainbox Candy","price":2.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/files\/rude-birthday-cardsbrainbox-candyold-wanker-549974.png?v=1718120744"},{"product_id":"rude-greeting-card-smart-watch","title":"Smart watch","description":"\u003ch1 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eRude greeting card by Comedy Card Company\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eYou should get a smart watch. It can monitor all your activities - walking, cycling, running . . .\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e. . . even wanking!\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eRude greeting card with a funny caption to an image showing a man recommending a smart watch to his friend. Great for monitoring all activities - even wanking!! Published by the Comedy Card Company, this card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eView our range of\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca data-mce-fragment=\"1\" title=\"Comedy Card Company cards\" href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/funny-cards-comedy-card-company\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/funny-cards-comedy-card-company\"\u003eComedy Card Company cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Comedy Card Company","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41380540874886,"sku":"Comedy Card Co","price":2.59,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/files\/rude-cardscomedy-card-companysmart-watch-751826.png?v=1728435512"},{"product_id":"rude-greeting-card-smelly-bastard","title":"Smelly bastard","description":"\u003ch1 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eRude greeting card by Comedy Card Company\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHer husband was a smelly bastard\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eRude greeting card with a funny caption to an image showing a woman wearing a gas mask. 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The bird thinks they're a legend! Lovely humour from the Amii Illustrates range published by Redback. \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eThis greeting card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eView our range of\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/funny-redback-cards\" title=\"Redback Cards\"\u003eRedback Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Redback","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55054263058809,"sku":"Redback","price":2.89,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/files\/funny-greeting-cardredbackbird-feeder-808820.png?v=1743548039"},{"product_id":"funny-greeting-card-for-f-cks-sake","title":"For F*ck's Sake","description":"\u003ch1\u003eFunny birthday card by Retro Town\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eIs it for f*ck sake or for f*ck's sake?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eIt's for a work email, so I want to sound professional.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBirthday card with a funny joke about using the correct grammar in a work email, despite the 'fuck' swear word! \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFrom the Retro Town range published by Pigment, this greeting card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches and inside reads \u003cstrong\u003eHappy Birthday\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eView our range of\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/humorous-greetings-cards-pigment-fleet-street-pinot-grigio\" title=\"Pigment Cards\"\u003ePigment Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pigment","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55365665358201,"sku":"Pigment","price":2.69,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/files\/funny-greeting-cardpigmentfor-fcks-sake-9662155.png?v=1768524683"},{"product_id":"funny-card-forest-fr1ends-patient-still-breathing","title":"Patient still breathing","description":"\u003ch1\u003eFunny greeting card by Forest Fr1ends\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eAmbulance please . . . yes the f*cking idiot . . . 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This card measures approximately 6 x 6 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eView our\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/funny-rude-cards-whale-bird\" title=\"Forest Fr1ends range\"\u003eForest Fr1ends range\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Forest Fr1ends","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55742738170233,"sku":"Forest Fr1ends","price":2.89,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/files\/funny-greeting-cardforest-fr1endspatient-still-breathing-6267897.jpg?v=1757384886"},{"product_id":"funny-greeting-card-folx-long-hard-fork","title":"Long Hard Fork","description":"\u003ch1\u003eFunny greeting card by FOLX\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eI Didn't Ask for a Long Hard Fork\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eStudy of a disappointed female, oil on canvas\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGreeting card with a funny caption to a painting showing a couple, with the man holding a fork. I think the woman was after a different type of fork! Great humour from the Brushed Strokes range. \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ePublished by FOLX, part of Emotional Rescue, this card measures approximately 6 x 6 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eView our range of \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/emotional-rescue\" title=\"Emotional Rescue Cards\"\u003eEmotional Rescue Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Emotional Rescue","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55827746259321,"sku":"Emotional Rescue","price":2.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/files\/funny-greeting-cardemotional-rescuelong-hard-fork-6640065.jpg?v=1758692287"},{"product_id":"funny-greeting-card-forest-friends-ginger-pube","title":"Ginger pube","description":"\u003ch1\u003eFunny greeting card by Forest Fr1ends\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy would I make this sh*t up Janet?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThere's a ginger pube in my bloody battenberg . . .\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGreeting card with a funny caption showing a woman accusing her friend of letting a pubic hair get into the battenberg cake. You don't see that on Bake Off! Great humour from the Forest Fr1ends range published by Brainbox Candy. 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