{"title":"Dean Morris Cards","description":"\u003ch4\u003eDean Morris produces a very funny range of greetings cards. Displaying lots of adult humour, some of the cards are rather rude! Many of the cards feature hilarious and cheeky captions to old photographs. Beware some bad language!\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003ePrinted in the UK.\u003c\/h5\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"funny-card-dean-morris-birthday-sex","title":"Birthday sex","description":"\u003ch2\u003eFunny birthday card by Dean Morris\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHope you get lots of birthday sex\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBirthday card with a funny message for the recipient, hoping that they get some sex on their birthday! Cheeky card from Dean Morris. Greeting card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eView our range of \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/rude-funny-cards-dean-morris\" title=\"dean morris cards\"\u003eDean Morris Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dean Morris","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":30421134477,"sku":"Dean Morris","price":2.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/birthday-carddean-morrisbirthday-sex-648078.png?v=1675785636"},{"product_id":"cheeky-birthday-card-sex-toys-you-ordered","title":"Sex toys you ordered","description":"\u003ch2\u003eCheeky birthday card by Dean Morris\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHappy birthday! Here's all those sex toys you ordered\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBirthday card with a cheeky caption suggesting that the postman is delivering parcels full of sex toys to the recipient. Published by Dean Morris, this greeting card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eView our range of \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/rude-funny-cards-dean-morris\" title=\"dean morris cards\"\u003eDean Morris Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dean Morris","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":31043264333,"sku":"Dean Morris","price":2.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/birthday-carddean-morrissex-toys-you-ordered-583357.png?v=1675788160"},{"product_id":"humorous-card-mum-time-for-wine","title":"Mum - time for wine","description":"\u003ch2\u003eHumorous card for mum by Dean Morris\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMum\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIt's time for wine\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGreeting card with a humorous caption telling mum to stop doing the washing and start drinking wine! Makes for a great Mother's Day card but could be used for any occasion involving mum. Published by Dean Morris, this card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eView our range of \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/rude-funny-cards-dean-morris\" title=\"dean morris cards\"\u003eDean Morris Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dean Morris","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32887206157,"sku":"Dean Morris","price":2.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/mothers-day-cardsdean-morrismum-time-for-wine-903401.png?v=1675787662"},{"product_id":"humorous-fathers-day-card-put-your-feet-up-dad","title":"Put your feet up Dad","description":"\u003ch2\u003eHumorous Father's Day card by Dean Morris\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePut your feet up Dad\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eYou lazy git!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFather's Day card with a humorous caption to a photograph of a dad taking it easy! Great, cheeky fun from Dean Morris. This greetings card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eView our range of \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/funny-father-s-day-cards\" title=\"father's day greeting cards\"\u003eFather's Day Greeting Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dean Morris","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":37597509261,"sku":"Father's Day","price":2.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/funny-fathers-day-cardsdean-morrisput-your-feet-up-dad-840991.png?v=1675787965"},{"product_id":"funny-fathers-day-card-dad-out-of-this-world","title":"Dad - out of this world","description":"\u003ch2\u003eFunny Father's Day card by Dean Morris\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDad\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eYou're out of this world\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFather's Day card with a funny caption to a photograph of an astronaut, suggesting that dad is similarly 'out of this world'! Published by Dean Morris, this greeting card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eView our range of \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/funny-father-s-day-cards\" title=\"father's day cards\"\u003eFather's Day Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dean Morris","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":37597983821,"sku":"Father's Day","price":2.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/funny-fathers-day-cardsdean-morrisdad-out-of-this-world-281707.png?v=1675785940"},{"product_id":"funny-card-a-glass-of-wine-this-big","title":"A glass of wine this big","description":"\u003ch2\u003eFunny greetings card by Dean Morris\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eI need a glass of wine this big!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGreetings card with a funny caption showing a lady requesting a very large glass of wine! Great humour by Dean Morris. This card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eView our range of \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/rude-funny-cards-dean-morris\" title=\"dean morris cards\"\u003eDean Morris Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dean Morris","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39613485517,"sku":"Dean Morris","price":2.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/funny-cardsdean-morrisa-glass-of-wine-this-big-270218.png?v=1675785349"},{"product_id":"humorous-card-bored-send-wine-dean-morris","title":"Bored - send Wine","description":"\u003ch2\u003eHumorous card by Dean Morris\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eBored\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePlease send Wine\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGreetings card with a humorous caption to a photograph of a very bored looking office worker, slumped over her typewriter, wishing that someone would send her some wine! By Dean Morris, this card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eView our range of \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/rude-funny-cards-dean-morris\" title=\"dean morris cards\"\u003eDean Morris Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dean Morris","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":1957608488986,"sku":"Dean Morris","price":2.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/funny-cardsdean-morrisbored-send-wine-937206.png?v=1675785651"},{"product_id":"funny-valentines-card-love-you-more-than","title":"Love you more than . . .","description":"\u003ch2\u003eFunny Valentines Card by Dean Morris\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eI love you more than\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWine    Football    Netflix    Chocolate    My Cat    Bacon    Unicorns    All of the Above\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eValentines card with a funny tick list of all the things the sender loves less than the recipient. Published by Dean Morris, this greeting card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eView our range of \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/funny-valentines-cards\" title=\"valentine's day cards\"\u003eValentine's Day Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dean Morris","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":3436277399578,"sku":"Dean Morris","price":2.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/valentines-cardsdean-morrislove-you-more-than-854856.png?v=1675787327"},{"product_id":"humorous-card-dad-sorry-annoying-shit","title":"Dad - Sorry for being annoying shit","description":"\u003ch1\u003eHumorous card for Dad by Dean Morris\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eDad\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSorry for bring an annoying little shit\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGreetings card with a humorous message for Dad, apologising for being so annoying! Makes for a great Father's Day card or a birthday card for a father. Published by Dean Morris, this card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eView our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/rude-funny-cards-dean-morris\" title=\"dean morris card range\"\u003eDean Morris Card Range\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dean Morris","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":7385368821805,"sku":"Dean Morris","price":2.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/funny-fathers-day-cardsdean-morrisdad-sorry-for-being-annoying-shit-774177.png?v=1675785940"},{"product_id":"funny-greeting-card-gin-delivery-on-its-way","title":"Gin delivery on its way","description":"\u003ch1\u003eFunny greeting card by Dean Morris\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eYour Gin Delivery is On its Way\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGreeting card with a funny caption to a photograph of an oil tanker, suggesting that this is the recipient's delivery of Gin! Cheeky humour from Dean Morris. This card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eView our range of \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/rude-funny-cards-dean-morris\" title=\"dean morris cards\"\u003eDean Morris Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dean Morris","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":8153483247661,"sku":"Dean Morris","price":2.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/funny-cardsdean-morrisgin-delivery-on-its-way-582177.png?v=1675786416"},{"product_id":"humorous-card-mum-is-on-the-gin-again","title":"Mum is on the Gin again","description":"\u003ch1\u003eHumorous card for Mum by Dean Morris\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eMum is on the gin again!\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGreetings card with a humorous caption to a photograph of a show girl suggesting that this is just like mum when she has been drinking gin! Makes for a funny Mother's Day card or birthday card for mum. Published by Dean Morris, this card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eView our range of \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/rude-funny-cards-dean-morris\" title=\"dean morris cards\"\u003eDean Morris Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dean Morris","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":14564239441965,"sku":"Dean Morris","price":2.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/mothers-day-cardsdean-morrismum-is-on-the-gin-again-116876.png?v=1678489035"},{"product_id":"cheeky-birthday-card-not-dead-yet-dean-morris","title":"Not dead yet","description":"\u003ch1\u003eCheeky birthday card by Dean Morris\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eCheer Up!\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eYou're not dead yet\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBirthday card with a cheeky caption for the recipient suggesting that they cheer up - they're still alive! Inspirational message from the Fabulous range by Dean Morris. \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eThis card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eView our range of \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/rude-funny-cards-dean-morris\" title=\"Dean Morris Cards\"\u003eDean Morris Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dean Morris","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":29823958810669,"sku":"Dean Morris","price":2.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/birthday-carddean-morrisnot-dead-yet-252044.png?v=1675787787"},{"product_id":"dean-morris-humorous-card-alexa-send-wine","title":"Alexa - send wine","description":"\u003ch1\u003eHumorous card by Dean Morris\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eAlexa, send wine\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGreetings card with a humorous caption showing a woman asking Alexa to send some wine - if only Alexa could! From the Bubbles range by Dean Morris. \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eThis card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eView our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/rude-funny-cards-dean-morris\" title=\"Dean Morris Card Range\"\u003eDean Morris Card Range\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dean Morris","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":29823979946029,"sku":"Dean Morris","price":2.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/funny-cardsdean-morrisalexa-send-wine-170355.png?v=1675785386"},{"product_id":"funny-rude-card-spotted-some-cock","title":"Spotted some cock","description":"\u003ch1\u003eFunny and rude card by Dean Morris\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHurry up! I've spotted some cock over there!\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGreeting card with a funny and rude caption, showing a pair of girls jumping off a sand dune, ready to race across the beach. Why? They've spotted 'some cock'! Look out men! From the Bubbles range p\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eublished by Dean Morris, this card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eView our range of \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/rude-funny-cards-dean-morris\" title=\"Dean Morris Cards\"\u003eDean Morris Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dean Morris","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":31376207642758,"sku":"Dean Morris","price":2.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/rude-cardsdean-morrisspotted-some-cock-748459.png?v=1675788306"},{"product_id":"funny-card-dean-morris-bank-of-dad","title":"Bank of Dad","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003ch1 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFunny card for Dad by Dean Morris\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThis is the Bank of Dad, how much money do you need to borrow today?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGreeting card with a funny caption showing a dad taking on the official title of 'bank of dad' on account of his frequent loans to his offspring! Makes a great Father's Day card or birthday card for dad. Great humour by Dean Morris. This card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eView our range of\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"dean morris cards\" href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/rude-funny-cards-dean-morris\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/rude-funny-cards-dean-morris\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDean Morris Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dean Morris","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39327207063686,"sku":"Dean Morris","price":2.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/funny-cardsdean-morrisbank-of-dad-783294.png?v=1675785498"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-extra-youve-got-old","title":"Extra! You've got old","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003ch1 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFunny birthday card by Dean Morris\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eExtra! Extra! You've got old!\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBirthday card with a funny caption showing a newspaper sales boy declaring today's big news - the recipient's great age!  Humour courtesy of Dean Morris. This card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eView our range of\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/rude-funny-cards-dean-morris\" title=\"dean morris cards\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/rude-funny-cards-dean-morris\"\u003eDean Morris Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dean Morris","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39423174115462,"sku":"Dean Morris","price":2.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/birthday-carddean-morrisextra-youve-got-old-757009.png?v=1675786263"},{"product_id":"funny-card-why-i-hate-exercising","title":"Why I hate Exercising","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003ch1 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFunny card by Dean Morris\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eExercising always reminds me why I hate exercising\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGreeting card with a funny caption to a photograph showing a woman on an exercise bike. This always reminds her that she actually hates exercising! From the Bubbles range by Dean Morris. \u003cspan class=\"s1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThis greeting card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eView our range of\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/rude-funny-cards-dean-morris\" title=\"Dean Morris Cards\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/rude-funny-cards-dean-morris\"\u003eDean Morris Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dean Morris","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39480161534086,"sku":"Dean Morris","price":2.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/funny-cardsdean-morriswhy-i-hate-exercising-500609.jpg?v=1675788922"},{"product_id":"funny-card-flowers-from-the-garage","title":"Flowers from the Garage","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003ch1 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFunny card by Dean Morris\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHappy flowers from the garage day\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGreeting card with a funny caption suggesting that this occasion is likely to mean some flowers being bought from the local petrol station! Makes for a cheeky Valentine's or Birthday card. From the Fabulous range by Dean Morris. \u003cspan class=\"s1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThis greeting card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eView our range of\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/rude-funny-cards-dean-morris\" title=\"Dean Morris Cards\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/rude-funny-cards-dean-morris\"\u003eDean Morris Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dean Morris","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39480181162118,"sku":"Dean Morris","price":2.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/funny-cardsdean-morrisflowers-from-the-garage-854733.jpg?v=1675786326"},{"product_id":"funny-card-live-laugh-love","title":"Live Laugh Love","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003ch1 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFunny card by Dean Morris\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eLive    Laugh    Love\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGreeting card with a funny photograph showing Boris Johnson speaking from a podium that reads 'live, laugh, love'! Great humour by Dean Morris. This card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eView our range of\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"dean morris cards\" href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/rude-funny-cards-dean-morris\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/rude-funny-cards-dean-morris\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDean Morris Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dean Morris","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39608833998982,"sku":"Dean Morris","price":2.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/funny-cardsdean-morrislive-laugh-love-997881.jpg?v=1675787228"},{"product_id":"humorous-card-dean-morris-beer-i-love-you","title":"Beer - I love you!","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003ch1 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHumorous card by Dean Morris\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBeer    I love you!\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGreetings card with a humorous caption showing a man telling his glass of beer how much he loves it! From the Fabulous range by Dean Morris. \u003cspan class=\"s1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThis card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eView our\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/rude-funny-cards-dean-morris\" title=\"Dean Morris Card Range\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/rude-funny-cards-dean-morris\"\u003eDean Morris Card Range\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dean Morris","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39651067527302,"sku":"Dean Morris","price":2.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/humorous-greeting-carddean-morrisbeer-i-love-you-706420.jpg?v=1675785532"},{"product_id":"cheeky-humorous-card-great-helmet","title":"Great helmet","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003ch1 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCheeky \u0026amp; humorous card by Dean Morris\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eYou've got a great helmet and toolbox\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGreetings card with a humorous and cheeky caption showing a woman admiring her man's helmet and toolbox! Makes a great Valentines card. From the Bubbles range by Dean Morris. \u003cspan class=\"s1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThis card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eView our\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/rude-funny-cards-dean-morris\" title=\"Dean Morris Card Range\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/rude-funny-cards-dean-morris\"\u003eDean Morris Card Range\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dean Morris","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39656364998790,"sku":"Dean Morris","price":2.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/valentines-cardsdean-morrisgreat-helmet-726068.jpg?v=1675786495"},{"product_id":"funny-rude-card-dean-morris-worlds-best-arsehole","title":"World's best arsehole","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003ch1 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFunny and rude card by Dean Morris\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWorld's best arsehole\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGreeting card with a funny and rude caption, cheekily suggesting that the recipient is not only an arsehole, but the world's best! From the Fabulous range by Dean Morris. \u003cspan class=\"s1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThis greeting card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eView our range of\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/rude-funny-cards-dean-morris\" title=\"Dean Morris Cards\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/rude-funny-cards-dean-morris\"\u003eDean Morris Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dean Morris","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39681874329734,"sku":"Dean Morris","price":2.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/rude-cardsdean-morrisworlds-best-arsehole-461744.jpg?v=1675788973"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-dean-morris-three-stages-of-life","title":"Three stages of Life","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003ch1 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFunny birthday card by Dean Morris\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe three stages of life\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e1. Birth\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e2. My back aches\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e3. Death\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBirthday card with a funny list showing the three stages of life, with a bad back occupying the part between birth and death! Published by Dean Morris, t\u003cspan class=\"s1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ehis greeting card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eView our range of\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/rude-funny-cards-dean-morris\" title=\"Dean Morris Cards\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/rude-funny-cards-dean-morris\"\u003eDean Morris Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dean Morris","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39901181542534,"sku":"Dean Morris","price":2.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/birthday-carddean-morristhree-stages-of-life-234474.png?v=1675788759"},{"product_id":"funny-card-dean-morris-bought-wine-for-birthday","title":"Bought wine for birthday","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003eFunny birthday card by Dean Morris\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eI bought you some wine for your Birthday\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ebut I drank it\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGreeting card with a funny caption showing a woman who has bought a bottle of wine for the recipient's birthday but has already drunk it! From the Fabulous range by Dean Morris. \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eThis greeting card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eView our range of\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/rude-funny-cards-dean-morris\" title=\"Dean Morris Cards\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/rude-funny-cards-dean-morris\"\u003eDean Morris Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dean Morris","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40133872976006,"sku":"Dean Morris","price":2.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/birthday-carddean-morrisbought-wine-for-birthday-321019.jpg?v=1682415406"},{"product_id":"humorous-card-love-stuck-with-me","title":"Stuck with me","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003ch1 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHumorous card about love by Dean Morris\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAlexa, send wine\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGreetings card with a humorous caption showing a couple who appear to be - quite literally - stuck to each other! Makes a great Anniversary or Valentines card. From the Bubbles range by Dean Morris. \u003cspan class=\"s1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThis card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eView our\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/rude-funny-cards-dean-morris\" title=\"Dean Morris Card Range\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/rude-funny-cards-dean-morris\"\u003eDean Morris Card Range\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dean Morris","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40430890680454,"sku":"Dean Morris","price":2.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/humorous-greeting-carddean-morrisstuck-with-me-933763.jpg?v=1704322604"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-dean-morris-over-the-top","title":"Over the top","description":"\u003ch1\u003eFunny birthday card by Dean Morris\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThis seems a bit over the top for a birthday pint down the local\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGreeting card with a funny caption to an image showing a couple getting all dressed up. Where are they going? The Opera? No, down the local for a birthday pint! Humour courtesy of Dean Morris. This card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eView our range of \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/rude-funny-cards-dean-morris\" title=\"dean morris cards\"\u003eDean Morris Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Dean Morris","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41263458189446,"sku":"Dean Morris","price":2.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/files\/birthday-carddean-morrisover-the-top-598450.jpg?v=1724334185"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-decrepit-old-fossil","title":"Decrepit old fossil","description":"\u003ch1\u003eFunny birthday card by Dean Morris\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHappy birthday you decrepit old fossil\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBirthday card with a funny and cheeky caption describing the recipient as an old fossil! Humour courtesy of Dean Morris. This card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eView our range of \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/rude-funny-cards-dean-morris\" title=\"dean morris cards\"\u003eDean Morris Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dean Morris","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55208786264441,"sku":"Dean Morris","price":2.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/files\/birthday-carddean-morrisdecrepit-old-fossil-156812.jpg?v=1747792845"},{"product_id":"funny-card-dean-morris-poor-life-choices","title":"Poor life choices","description":"\u003ch1\u003eFunny card by Dean Morris\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eGoodbye poor life choices, excessive drinking and a terrible taste in men!\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eI give it six hours\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGreeting card with a funny caption showing a woman waving goodbye to her past and welcoming in the new her - no more poor life choices, drinking or dodgy men! But for how long? Humour courtesy of Dean Morris. This card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eView our range of \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/rude-funny-cards-dean-morris\" title=\"dean morris cards\"\u003eDean Morris Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dean Morris","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55208846819705,"sku":"Dean Morris","price":2.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/files\/funny-cardsdean-morrispoor-life-choices-567577.jpg?v=1747792844"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-did-you-bring-cake","title":"Did you bring cake?","description":"\u003ch1\u003eFunny birthday card by Dean Morris\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHappy Birthday, but more importantly did you bring in cake?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBirthday card with a funny caption showing work colleagues wishing the recipient a 'happy birthday' but also hoping that they've brought in cake! Humour courtesy of Dean Morris. This card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eView our range of \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/rude-funny-cards-dean-morris\" title=\"dean morris cards\"\u003eDean Morris Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dean Morris","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56118229827961,"sku":"Dean Morris","price":2.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/files\/birthday-carddean-morrisdid-you-bring-cake-4376983.jpg?v=1762514928"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-dean-morris-slut-bag","title":"Slut bag","description":"\u003ch1\u003eFunny birthday card by Dean Morris\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHappy Birthday Slut Bag\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBirthday card with a rude message - cheeky banter for a friend with an appropriate sense of humour! Humour courtesy of Dean Morris. This card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eView our range of \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/rude-funny-cards-dean-morris\" title=\"dean morris cards\"\u003eDean Morris Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dean Morris","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56118259581305,"sku":"Dean Morris","price":2.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/files\/birthday-carddean-morrisslut-bag-6072999.jpg?v=1762127332"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/collections\/dean-morris-cards-190786.png?v=1675785141","url":"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/rude-funny-cards-dean-morris\/very-rude.oembed","provider":"Comedy Card Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}