{"title":"Simon Drew Cards","description":"\u003ch4\u003eSimon Drew (half artist, half wit - in his own words!) produces a highly popular range of funny greeting cards that bristle with his quirky sense of humour. He creates his witty illustrations in his gallery in Dartmouth, Devon and Simon Drew describes his work as 'ideal for those who suffer from a deranged sense of humour and an urgent need to make fun of the world'. On the back of the Simon Drew cards there is often a second 'bonus' illustration.\u003c\/h4\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"humorous-greetings-card-simon-drew-champagne","title":"Champagne","description":"\u003ch1\u003eHumorous greetings card by Simon Drew\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eCHAMPAGNE  \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e'I drink champagne when I'm happy and when I'm sad. Sometimes I drink it when I'm alone. When I have company I consider it obligatory. I trifle with it if I'm not hungry and drink it when I am. Otherwise I never touch it - unless I'm thirsty'  \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eLily Bollinger\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHumorous card by Simon Drew featuring a funny quote from Lily Bollinger about her rules for Champagne drinking. Greetings card measures approximately 8 x 6 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIn common with other Simon Drew cards, there is an extra illustration on the back of the card - in this case one entitled 'Bustard Custard'.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eView all \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\"\u003eSimon Drew cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simon Drew","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":282180372,"sku":"Simon Drew","price":2.69,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/funny-cardssimon-drewchampagne-153274.png?v=1675785795"},{"product_id":"funny-dog-card-simon-drew-buy-one-get-one-flea","title":"Buy One: Get One Flea","description":"\u003ch1\u003eFunny dog greeting card by Simon Drew\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eBuy One: Get One Flea\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFunny card by Simon Drew featuring a dog cartoon. Simon Drew creates his amusing illustrations in his gallery in Dartmouth, Devon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIn common with other Simon Drew cards, there is a bonus illustration on the reverse - in this case one entitled 'Save a little money each month and at the end of the year, you'll be surprised at how little you have.'\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGreeting card measures approximately 8 x 6 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eView all \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\"\u003eSimon Drew cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simon Drew","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":358918655,"sku":"Simon Drew","price":2.69,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/funny-cardssimon-drewbuy-one-get-one-flea-617504.png?v=1675785715"},{"product_id":"funny-greetings-card-simon-drew-dont-tell-him-pike","title":"Don't tell him, Pike","description":"\u003ch1\u003eFunny greetings card by Simon Drew\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhat sort of fish are you?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eDon't tell him, Pike\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGreetings card with a funny illustration based on the famous Dad's Army sketch. By witty artist Simon Drew, this card measures approximately 8 x 6 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIn common with other Simon Drew cards, there is a second illustration on the reverse, in this case another fish based one entitled 'Am I my brother's kipper?'\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eView our \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\" title=\"simon drew range\"\u003eSimon Drew range\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simon Drew","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":1091127313,"sku":"Simon Drew","price":2.69,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/funny-cardssimon-drewdont-tell-him-pike-654351.png?v=1675786080"},{"product_id":"simon-drew-unexpected-item-in-bagging-area","title":"Unexpected item in bagging area","description":"\u003ch1\u003eFunny greeting card by Simon Drew\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eUnexpected item in the bagging area\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGreeting card with a funny illustration of an alternative bagging area - shopping rather than airport(!) - with an unexpected item of a Dodo amongst the groceries. The unique and adorable wit of Simon Drew, an artist who creates his illustrations in his gallery in Devon. This card measures approximately 8 x 6 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn the reverse there is a second illustration entitled 'The silence of the lambs' showing a pair on lambs reading in the library.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eView our range of \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\" title=\"simon drew greeting cards\"\u003eSimon Drew Greeting Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simon Drew","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":34045484557,"sku":"Simon Drew","price":2.69,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/funny-cardssimon-drewunexpected-item-in-bagging-area-539520.png?v=1675788814"},{"product_id":"humorous-card-setting-the-bar-too-high-simon-drew","title":"Setting the bar too high","description":"\u003ch1\u003eHumorous greeting card by Simon Drew\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSetting the bar too high\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGreeting card with a humorous illustration showing a bar that is literally too high - the poor ducks can't reach the bar to order a drink! Play on words by Simon Drew. This card measures approximately 8 x 6 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn the reverse of the card, there is a poem by Caroline Drew entitled 'At the Bar' - You took a photo of me drunk, -me, that is - I was the drunk. Now you think you own it. Fell off the wagon; fell off the stool. (Hell, they'd set the bar so high). There you were and in a flash I'm down on record - permanently pickled.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eView our range of \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\" title=\"simon drew cards\"\u003eSimon Drew Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simon Drew","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":7091543408685,"sku":"Simon Drew","price":2.69,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/funny-cardssimon-drewsetting-the-bar-too-high-118236.png?v=1675788157"},{"product_id":"funny-get-well-soon-card-man-flu-over-cuckoos-nest","title":"Man flu over cuckoo's nest","description":"\u003ch1\u003eFunny Get Well Soon card by Simon Drew\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eMan flu over the cuckoo's nest\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGet Well Soon card with a funny play on words, changing the title of the famous film 'One flew over the cuckoo's nest' to 'man flu over the cuckoo's nest'. Makes it an ideal card for someone suffering from a bout of 'man flu'. Illustration and witty caption by Simon Drew, an artist from Devon. This greeting card measures approximately 8 x 6 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn the reverse of the card is a second illustration entitled 'I'm watching you like an orc'.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eView our range of \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\" title=\"simon drew cards\"\u003eSimon Drew Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simon Drew","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":8372723613741,"sku":"Simon Drew","price":2.69,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/funny-get-well-soon-cardssimon-drewman-flu-over-cuckoos-nest-317766.png?v=1675787353"},{"product_id":"funny-card-simon-drew-what-did-i-come-up-here-for","title":"What did I come up here for?","description":"\u003ch1\u003eFunny card by Simon Drew\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eNow, what did I come up here for?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGreeting card with a funny caption to an illustration of a climber that has made it to the top of a very high, snow covered mountain, only to forget why he came up here! At least he has climbed a mountain before forgetting, I sometimes forget after just climbing the stairs. Makes for a great birthday card. Illustrated by the talented Simon Drew. This card measures approximately 8 x 6 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn the reverse of the card is another illustration showing Shakespeare's Hamlet -\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e'To be or not to be'\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eHamlet\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e(to protect his anonymity his words have been spoken by an actor)\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e(Hamlet is not his real name)\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eView our range of \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\" title=\"simon drew greeting cards\"\u003eSimon Drew Greeting Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simon Drew","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":8374796484653,"sku":"Simon Drew","price":2.69,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/birthday-cardsimon-drewwhat-did-i-come-up-here-for-312222.png?v=1675788885"},{"product_id":"humorous-card-spot-the-prime-minister","title":"Spot the Prime Minister","description":"\u003ch1\u003eHumorous puzzle card by Simon Drew\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSpot the British Prime Minister\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGreetings card with a humorous puzzle. The aim is to try to spot the seven prime ministers from the various picture illustrations. A card and game in one(!) from artist Simon Drew. This card measures approximately 8 x 6 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn the reverse of the card, there is a second illustration: \u003cstrong\u003e'Advice from a duck called Karen . . . When eating salmon beware of chickenella.'\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eView our range of \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\" title=\"simon drew cards\"\u003eSimon Drew Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simon Drew","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":14407042695213,"sku":"Simon Drew","price":2.69,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/funny-cardssimon-drewspot-the-prime-minister-823251.png?v=1675788297"},{"product_id":"humorous-greeting-card-girls-just-wanna-have-buns","title":"Girls just wanna have buns","description":"\u003ch1\u003eHumorous greeting card by Simon Drew\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eGirls just wanna have buns\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGreeting card with a humorous caption to an illustration showing a young girl's eyes widen as she sets sight on a load of cakes. A play on words changing the lines of the famous song by Cyndi Lauper - 'Girls just wanna have fun' to buns! By Simon Drew, th\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eis card measures approximately 8 x 6 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eOn the reverse of the card, there is a second illustration and a caption about boys: 'A boy is a noise with dirt on it.'\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eView our range of \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\" title=\"Simon Drew Cards\"\u003eSimon Drew Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simon Drew","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":15293409951789,"sku":"Simon Drew","price":2.69,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/funny-cardssimon-drewgirls-just-wanna-have-buns-620375.png?v=1675786437"},{"product_id":"funny-card-simon-drew-happiness-being-re-tyred","title":"Happiness is being re-tyred","description":"\u003ch1\u003eFunny greeting card by Simon Drew\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHappiness is being re-tyred\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGreeting card with a funny play on words, suggesting that a definition of happiness could be having your bike's wheels re-tyred (as well as being retired!). Lovely humour from Simon Drew. T\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ehis card measures approximately 8 x 6 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eOn the reverse is another illustration with the text 'Everyone should pay their income tax with a smile: I tried that but they demanded cash.'\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eView our range of \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\" title=\"Simon Drew Cards\"\u003eSimon Drew Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simon Drew","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":34722445295750,"sku":"Simon Drew","price":2.69,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/funny-cardssimon-drewhappiness-is-being-re-tyred-980843.png?v=1675786752"},{"product_id":"humorous-card-simon-drew-leads-united","title":"Leads United","description":"\u003ch1 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHumorous card about Dogs by Simon Drew\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eLeads United\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGreeting card with a humorous caption to an Illustration showing a group of dogs all joined together by their various leads. By Simon Drew, an artist who works from his gallery in Dartmouth in Devon. This card measures approximately 8 x 6 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe illustration continues onto the reverse of the card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eView our range of\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\" title=\"simon drew greeting cards\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\"\u003eSimon Drew Greeting Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simon Drew","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39279300083846,"sku":"Simon Drew","price":2.69,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/funny-cardssimon-drewleads-united-436934.png?v=1675787586"},{"product_id":"funny-card-wedding-highlights-simon-drew","title":"Wedding Highlights","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003ch1 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFunny Wedding Day card by Simon Drew\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWedding Highlights\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTiers of joy.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA wish to make.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eRaise your glass.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNow give us cake.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWedding Day card with a funny poem about the sequence of events on the big day. By artist Simon Drew, this greeting card\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003emeasures approximately 8 x 6 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOn the reverse is another humorous poem 'A wife is a person who can look in a drawer and find her husband's socks that arent' there'.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eView our range of\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\" title=\"Simon Drew Cards\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\"\u003eSimon Drew Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simon Drew","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39279306211462,"sku":"Simon Drew","price":2.69,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/wedding-day-cardsimon-drewwedding-highlights-708677.png?v=1675788870"},{"product_id":"get-well-card-simon-drew-things-do-when-ill","title":"Things to do when you're ill","description":"\u003ch1 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFunny Get Well Soon card by Simon Drew\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSpot the things to do when you're ill\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGET WELL SOON\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGet Well Soon card with a funny list of things that you might do when you're not feeling well, in an attempt to make the recipient feel better about their situation. You just need to work out what these things are from the picture clues. Lovely humour by Devon artist Simon Drew. Greeting card measures approximately 8 x 6 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOn the reverse of the card, there is another illustration and a final thing to do when you are not well. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eView our\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca data-mce-fragment=\"1\" title=\"simon drew card range\" href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\"\u003eSimon Drew Card Range\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simon Drew","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39279316107398,"sku":"Simon Drew","price":2.69,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/funny-get-well-soon-cardssimon-drewthings-to-do-when-youre-ill-919708.png?v=1675788656"},{"product_id":"simon-drew-card-spot-the-classical-music","title":"Spot the Classical Music","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003ch1 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHumorous puzzle card by Simon Drew\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSpot the Classical Music\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGreetings card with a humorous puzzle. The aim is to try and find the titles of nine pieces of classical music from some picture clues. A card and game in one(!) from artist Simon Drew. This card measures approximately 8 x 6 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOn the reverse of the card, there is another illustration with a quotation from Thomas Beecham '\u003cstrong\u003eThe difference between a bass and a cello is that a bass burns longer\u003c\/strong\u003e'.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eView our range of\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"simon drew cards\" href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSimon Drew Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simon Drew","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39279371550854,"sku":"Simon Drew","price":2.69,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/funny-cardssimon-drewspot-the-classical-music-870616.png?v=1675788294"},{"product_id":"simon-drew-card-spot-the-chemical-element","title":"Spot the Chemical Element","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003ch1 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHumorous puzzle card by Simon Drew\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSpot the Chemical Element\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGreetings card with a humorous puzzle. The aim is to try and find the names of eight different chemical elements from a series of picture clues. A card and game in one(!) from artist Simon Drew. This card measures approximately 8 x 6 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOn the reverse of the card, there is the final eighth chemical element to find as well as some clues to the answers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eView our range of\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\" title=\"simon drew cards\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\"\u003eSimon Drew Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simon Drew","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39280223944838,"sku":"Simon Drew","price":2.69,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/funny-cardssimon-drewspot-the-chemical-element-189784.png?v=1678839098"},{"product_id":"wedding-card-simon-drew-wonders-of-marriage","title":"Wonders of Marriage","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003ch1 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFunny Wedding Day card by Simon Drew\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe Wonders of Marriage\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI take thee to be my lawful webbed wife\/husband, to have and to hold from this day forward for better fish, for worse fish, in sickness and in national health, till deaf us do part.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWedding Day card with a funny poem showing the vows a pair of penguins are making to each other on their big day. By artist Simon Drew, this greeting card\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003emeasures approximately 8 x 6 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOn the reverse is another illustration and a quote about love: \u003cstrong\u003eIt's love that makes the world go round: that and clichés.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eView our range of\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\" title=\"Simon Drew Cards\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\"\u003eSimon Drew Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simon Drew","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39280238690438,"sku":"Simon Drew","price":2.69,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/wedding-day-cardsimon-drewwonders-of-marriage-625048.png?v=1675788965"},{"product_id":"humorous-card-simon-drew-spot-the-bicycle-part","title":"Spot the Bicycle Part","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003ch1 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHumorous puzzle card by Simon Drew\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSpot the Bicycle Part\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGreetings card with a humorous puzzle. The aim is to try and find the names of 6 parts of a bicycle from the picture clues. From the popular 'spot the' range by artist Simon Drew. This card measures approximately 8 x 6 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOn the reverse is an illustration of two cyclists working their way up a hill with the caption 'it's only a hill: get over it'.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eView our range of\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\" title=\"simon drew cards\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\"\u003eSimon Drew Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simon Drew","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39417092800646,"sku":"Simon Drew","price":2.69,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/funny-cardssimon-drewspot-the-bicycle-part-218267.png?v=1675788293"},{"product_id":"funny-card-simon-drew-grape-expectations","title":"Grape Expectations","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003ch1 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFunny card by Simon Drew\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGrape Expectations\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGreeting card with a funny caption to an illustration of a duck standing next to a lovely glass of red wine. You've heard of 'Great Expectations', well here we have 'Grape Expectations'! Illustrated by the talented and pun-loving Simon Drew. This card measures approximately 8 x 6 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOn the reverse of the card is another illustration entitled 'The Auk Knees'.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eView our range of\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\" title=\"simon drew greeting cards\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\"\u003eSimon Drew Greeting Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simon Drew","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39667361710214,"sku":"Simon Drew","price":2.69,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/funny-greeting-cardsimon-drewgrape-expectations-385949.png?v=1688526092"},{"product_id":"puzzle-card-simon-drew-spot-the-beer","title":"Spot the Beer","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003ch1 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ePuzzle greetings card by Simon Drew\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSpot the Beer\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGreetings card with a puzzle for the recipient to solve. From the illustrations and clues, you need to try and find the name of eight names of beer - seven on the front of the card and one more on the reverse. Created by Simon Drew, an illustrator from Devon. 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From the illustrations and clues, you need to try and find the different types of wine. Created by Simon Drew, an illustrator from Devon. T\u003cspan class=\"s1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ehis greeting card measures approximately 8 x 6 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eView our range of\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\" title=\"Simon Drew Cards\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\"\u003eSimon Drew Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simon Drew","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39818062266502,"sku":"Simon Drew","price":2.69,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/humorous-greeting-cardsimon-drewspot-the-wine-249176.png?v=1675788307"},{"product_id":"simon-drew-card-spot-the-famous-chef","title":"Spot the Famous Chef","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003ch1 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ePuzzle greeting card by Simon Drew\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSpot the Famous Chef\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGreetings card with a puzzle for the recipient to solve. From the illustrations and clues, you need to try and find the names of eight famous chefs - seven on the front of the card and one more on the reverse. Created by Simon Drew, an illustrator from Devon. T\u003cspan class=\"s1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ehis greeting card measures approximately 8 x 6 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eView our range of\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\" title=\"Simon Drew Cards\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\"\u003eSimon Drew Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simon Drew","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39818073374854,"sku":"Simon Drew","price":2.69,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/funny-cardssimon-drewspot-the-famous-chef-890937.png?v=1675788295"},{"product_id":"funny-greeting-card-simon-drew-cheers","title":"Cheers","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003ch1 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFunny greeting card by Simon Drew\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCheers\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCheers.   Good Luck.   Good Health.   Here's looking at you.   Down the hatch.   Chin chin.   Here's mud in your eye.   Bottoms up.   Royal Toast.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGreeting card with a funny collection of all the things we say when we raise our glasses. Lovely humour by Simon Drew. This greeting card measures approximately 8 x 6 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOn the reverse is another illustration with the title 'The match ended in a tie . . .'\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eView our range of\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\" title=\"simon drew cards\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\"\u003eSimon Drew Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simon Drew","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39818138681478,"sku":"Simon Drew","price":2.69,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/funny-greeting-cardsimon-drewcheers-257587.png?v=1675785804"},{"product_id":"humorous-card-simon-drew-home-sweet-home","title":"Home Sweet Home","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003ch1 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHumorous greeting card by Simon Drew\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHome Sweet Home:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSett.   Den.   Barn.   Drey.   Warren.   Palace.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cem\u003e(on the reverse:)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHive.   Holt.   Form.   Hill.   Eyrie.   Suitcase.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGreeting card with a humorous list showing different creature's homes - King Charles is listed shown under 'palace' while, on the reverse, Sooty is listed under 'suitcase'! Makes a good new home card. Lovely humour from Simon Drew, an artist who describes himself as 'half artist, half wit'. This card measures approximately 8 x 6 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eView our range of\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\" title=\"simon drew cards\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\"\u003eSimon Drew Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simon Drew","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40191874760838,"sku":"Simon Drew","price":2.69,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/humorous-greeting-cardsimon-drewhome-sweet-home-743580.png?v=1689737276"},{"product_id":"funny-card-simon-drew-spot-the-birthday-gift","title":"Spot the Birthday Gift","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003ch1 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFunny birthday card by Simon Drew\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSpot the possible birthday gift\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBirthday card with a funny puzzle illustrating a list of potential gifts the recipient might receive on their birthday - you just need to work them out! Great fun from Simon Drew. This card measures approximately 8 x 6 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOn the reverse is an illustration with a quote by George Burns: '\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eI love to sing and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.'\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eView our range of\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\" title=\"simon drew cards\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\"\u003eSimon Drew Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simon Drew","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40192205553798,"sku":"Simon Drew","price":2.69,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/birthday-cardsimon-drewspot-the-birthday-gift-767235.png?v=1689738019"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-simon-drew-greater-become","title":"Greater you become","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003ch1 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFunny birthday card by Simon Drew\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eEach year has a day to remember: so do a simple sum. 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Remember if you lose a sock in the wash, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn't fit any of your containers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eView our range of\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\" title=\"simon drew cards\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\"\u003eSimon Drew Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simon Drew","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40192206602374,"sku":"Simon Drew","price":2.69,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/birthday-cardsimon-drewgreater-you-become-168255.png?v=1689737152"},{"product_id":"funny-card-simon-drew-things-to-do-while-sailing","title":"Things to do while Sailing","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch1 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFunny greeting card by Simon Drew\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e6 things to do while sailing\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBird watching.   Enjoy the lovely weather.   Try traditional customs.   Nazal gazing.   Have a dip.   Observe wildlife.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGreeting card with a funny illustration suggesting some of the things you might do while sailing. Lovely humour by Simon Drew. This greeting card measures approximately 8 x 6 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOn the reverse is another illustration, with a quote by Spike Milligan - A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eView our range of\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\" title=\"simon drew cards\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSimon Drew Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simon Drew","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40259984294022,"sku":"Simon Drew","price":2.69,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/funny-greeting-cardsimon-drewthings-to-do-while-sailing-992145.png?v=1697032054"},{"product_id":"funny-card-simon-drew-paper-scissors-stone","title":"Paper Scissors Stone","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003ch1 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFunny greeting card by Simon Drew\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe Times\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ePaper.   Scissors.   Stone.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGreeting card with a funny illustration, the components of which make up the game 'paper, scissors, stone'. The 'stone' in this case being Mick Jagger! Lovely humour from Simon Drew. This greeting card measures approximately 8 x 6 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOn the reverse is another illustration with a quote by W. C. Fields: \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI went to the racetrack today but it was closed so I shoved my money under the gate.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eView our range of\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\" title=\"simon drew cards\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\"\u003eSimon Drew Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simon Drew","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40259984851078,"sku":"Simon Drew","price":2.69,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/funny-greeting-cardsimon-drewpaper-scissors-stone-769543.png?v=1697031667"},{"product_id":"funny-greeting-card-simon-drew-lab-tests","title":"Lab Tests","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003ch1 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFunny greeting card by Simon Drew\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eLab Tests\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGreeting card with a funny illustration showing a pair of Labrador dogs taking an exam - 'lab tests' if you will! 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This greeting card measures approximately 8 x 6 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOn the reverse is another illustration\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e showing a fish on the phone entitled\u003c\/span\u003e 'Fishing Line'\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eView our range of\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\" title=\"simon drew cards\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\"\u003eSimon Drew Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simon Drew","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40259986456710,"sku":"***SIMON DREW***","price":2.69,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/funny-greeting-cardsimon-drewlab-tests-187451.png?v=1697031199"},{"product_id":"funny-card-simon-drew-new-home-a-to-b","title":"New Home A to B","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003ch1 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFunny New Home card by Simon Drew\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA New Home\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eYou've moved your home from A to B: A brand new place to have your T.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGreeting card featuring an illustration of a hermit crab with a funny caption about moving from A to B, giving you a new home to have your T! Lovely humour from\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eSimon Drew. This greeting card measures approximately 8 x 6 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOn the reverse is another illustration\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ewith text that reads: \u003cstrong\u003eRemember: blood is thicker than water and much more difficult to get out of the carpet.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eView our range of\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\" title=\"simon drew cards\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\"\u003eSimon Drew Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simon Drew","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40259986718854,"sku":"Simon Drew","price":2.69,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/new-home-cardsimon-drewnew-home-a-to-b-187268.png?v=1697031461"},{"product_id":"funny-card-simon-drew-get-well-nil-by-mouse","title":"Get well - Nil by Mouse","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003ch1 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFunny Get Well Soon card by Simon Drew\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGet Well Soon\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNil by Mouse\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe patient is sitting up in bed blowing the froth off his medicine.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGet Well Soon card with a funny caption to an illustration showing a mouse in a hospital bed, with a sign over the bed stating 'nil by mouse' (rather than 'nil by mouth') while he takes his medicine which looks suspiciously like beer! Lovely humour from\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eSimon Drew. This greeting card measures approximately 8 x 6 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOn the reverse is another illustration\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ewith a quote by Spike Milligan: \u003cstrong\u003eAfter 5 days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eView our range of\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\" title=\"simon drew cards\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\"\u003eSimon Drew Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simon Drew","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40259987013766,"sku":"Simon Drew","price":2.69,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/funny-get-well-soon-cardssimon-drewget-well-nil-by-mouse-139369.png?v=1697030813"},{"product_id":"funny-card-simon-drew-bee-beside-the-seaside","title":"Bee beside the Seaside","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003ch1 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFunny greeting card by Simon Drew\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOh I do like to bee beside the seaside\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGreeting card featuring an illustration showing a bee sitting in a deckchair on a beach, with a funny pun about the classic seaside song.\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eLovely humour from\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eSimon Drew. This greeting card measures approximately 8 x 6 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOn the reverse is another illustration\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ewith a quote by Einstein: \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIf honey bees become extinct, human society will follow four years later.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eView our range of\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\" title=\"simon drew cards\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\"\u003eSimon Drew Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simon Drew","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40259987964038,"sku":"Simon Drew","price":2.69,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/funny-greeting-cardsimon-drewbee-beside-the-seaside-290793.png?v=1697029939"},{"product_id":"simon-drew-card-spot-the-fashion-designer","title":"Spot the Fashion Designer","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003ch1 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ePuzzle greetings card by Simon Drew\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSpot the Fashion Designer\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGreetings card with a puzzle for the recipient to solve. From the illustrations and clues, you need to try and find the name of six fashion designers. Created by Simon Drew, an illustrator from Devon. 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From the illustrations and clues, you need to try and find the name of the big 'milestone' wedding anniversaries. Created by Simon Drew, an illustrator from Devon. T\u003cspan class=\"s1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ehis greeting card measures approximately 8 x 6 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOn the reverse is a humorous quote by Henny Youngham: \u003cstrong\u003eSome people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, music and dancing. She goes on Tuesday. I go Fridays.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eView our range of\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\" title=\"Simon Drew Cards\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\"\u003eSimon Drew Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simon Drew","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40260019880070,"sku":"Simon Drew","price":2.69,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/love-anniversary-cardssimon-drewspot-the-wedding-anniversary-912247.png?v=1697031982"},{"product_id":"simon-drew-card-spot-the-tv-programme-1","title":"Spot the TV Programme","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003ch1 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ePuzzle greetings card by Simon Drew\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSpot the TV Programme\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGreetings card with a puzzle for the recipient to solve. From the illustrations and clues, you need to try and find the name of\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e ten TV programmes - 8 on the front and 2 on the back of the card\u003c\/span\u003e.\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eCreated by Simon Drew, an illustrator from Devon. T\u003cspan class=\"s1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ehis greeting card measures approximately 8 x 6 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eView our range of\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"Simon Drew Cards\" href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSimon Drew Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simon Drew","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40260020273286,"sku":"Simon Drew","price":2.69,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/humorous-greeting-cardsimon-drewspot-the-tv-programme-732120.png?v=1697031982"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-simon-drew-earlier-it-gets-late","title":"Earlier it gets Late","description":"\u003ch1 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFunny birthday card by Simon Drew\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe older I get, the earlier it gets late.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBirthday card with a funny caption suggesting that, as we get older, a 'late night' gets gradually earlier! Lovely humour by Simon Drew. This greeting card measures approximately 8 x 6 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOn the reverse is another illustration with a humorous play on words: \u003cstrong\u003eIf at first you don't sow seed, never throw in the trowel\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eView our range of\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\" title=\"simon drew cards\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\"\u003eSimon Drew Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simon Drew","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40607347048582,"sku":"Simon Drew","price":2.69,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/birthday-cardsimon-drewearlier-it-gets-late-222526.png?v=1709087690"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-simon-drew-determine-age","title":"How to determine age","description":"\u003ch1 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFunny birthday card by Simon Drew\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHow to Determine Age:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMatch the correct picture with correct method\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e1. Check the teeth\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e2. Count the number of rings.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e3. Count the teeth.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e4. Steal the passport.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHappy Birthday!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBirthday card with a funny illustration showing the various techniques used to work out of the age of animals, trees and people. To work out the age of a person you need to steal their passport and check their date of birth! Lovely humour from Simon Drew. This greeting card measures approximately 8 x 6 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOn the reverse is another illustration showing a van with the logo 'i-Van the Terrible'.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eView our range of\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"simon drew cards\" href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSimon Drew Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simon Drew","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40607357075590,"sku":"Simon Drew","price":2.69,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/birthday-cardsimon-drewhow-to-determine-age-117013.png?v=1709088094"},{"product_id":"simon-drew-card-spot-the-herb-or-spice","title":"Spot the Herb or Spice","description":"\u003ch1 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ePuzzle greetings card by Simon Drew\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSpot the Herb or Spice\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGreetings card with a puzzle for the recipient to solve. From the illustrations and clues, you need to try and find the name of seven types of herb or spice. Created by Simon Drew, an illustrator from Devon. T\u003cspan class=\"s1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ehis greeting card measures approximately 8 x 6 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOn the reverse is an illustration of a polo mint.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eView our range of\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"Simon Drew Cards\" href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSimon Drew Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simon Drew","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40607372902534,"sku":"Simon Drew","price":2.69,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/humorous-greeting-cardsimon-drewspot-the-herb-or-spice-435588.png?v=1709088906"},{"product_id":"funny-card-simon-drew-types-of-guitar","title":"Types of Guitar","description":"\u003ch1 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFunny greeting card by Simon Drew\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTypes of Guitar\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eClassical   Electric   Air\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGreeting card featuring an illustration demonstrating the different types of guitar - acoustic, electric and (with an empty box) air! Lovely humour from\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eSimon Drew. This greeting card measures approximately 8 x 6 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOn the reverse is another illustration\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ewith a caption echoing David Bowie's song line 'ground control to Major Tom' but rather than a spaceship, this one relates to Maisie's cat who is up a tree: \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGround control to Maisie's tom.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eView our range of\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"simon drew cards\" href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSimon Drew Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simon Drew","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40607385157766,"sku":"Simon Drew","price":2.69,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/funny-greeting-cardsimon-drewtypes-of-guitar-430204.png?v=1709088969"},{"product_id":"funny-dog-card-simon-drew-fetch-a-ball","title":"Fetch a Ball","description":"\u003ch1 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFunny dog card by Simon Drew\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIf you're happy and you know it fetch a ball\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGreeting card featuring an illustration of a border collie dog whose happiness revolves around fetching a tennis ball! Lovely humour from\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eSimon Drew. This greeting card measures approximately 8 x 6 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOn the reverse is another illustration\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eshowing a pair of seagulls discussing safety: \u003cstrong\u003eThere is nothing safer than flying - it's crashing that's dangerous\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eView our range of\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"simon drew cards\" href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSimon Drew Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simon Drew","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40607395872902,"sku":"Simon Drew","price":2.69,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/funny-cardssimon-drewfetch-a-ball-735667.png?v=1709087875"},{"product_id":"funny-card-simon-drew-three-types-of-sheep","title":"Three types of Sheep","description":"\u003ch1 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFunny greeting card by Simon Drew\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThree Types of Sheep:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHurried  Worried  Curried\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGreeting card featuring a funny illustration showing three types of sheep - one who's in a hurry, one that's spotted a jar of mint sauce and is therefore worried and one that is now part of a curry! Lovely humour from\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eSimon Drew. This greeting card measures approximately 8 x 6 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOn the reverse is another illustration\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ewith a caption about dieting that reads: \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost two weeks.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eView our range of\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"simon drew cards\" href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSimon Drew Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simon Drew","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40607409897606,"sku":"Simon Drew","price":2.69,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/products\/funny-greeting-cardsimon-drewthree-types-of-sheep-242927.png?v=1709088951"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-simon-drew-live-to-be-100","title":"Live to be 100","description":"\u003ch1 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFunny birthday card by Simon Drew\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eYou can live to be 100 if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be 100.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBirthday card with a funny caption suggesting that, to live to the ripe old age of 100 years old, you would need to give up all the things that make you want to live a long life (such as wine and cake . . . ). Lovely humour by Simon Drew. This greeting card measures approximately 8 x 6 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOn the reverse is another illustration with a humorous quote by Helen Rowland: \u003cstrong\u003eLife begins at 40, but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight and the tendency to tell a story to the same person three or four times.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eView our range of\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\" title=\"simon drew cards\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\"\u003eSimon Drew Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simon Drew","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41332547223686,"sku":"Simon Drew","price":2.69,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/files\/birthday-cardsimon-drewlive-to-be-100-645390.png?v=1725600535"},{"product_id":"funny-card-simon-drew-birthday-puffin","title":"Birthday Puffin","description":"\u003ch1 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFunny birthday card by Simon Drew\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSpot the Birthday Puffin\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBirthday card with a funny illustration asking you to guess which puffin is having a birthday today - the answer is on the back of the card. Lovely humour by Simon Drew. This greeting card measures approximately 8 x 6 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eView our range of\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca data-mce-fragment=\"1\" title=\"simon drew cards\" href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\"\u003eSimon Drew Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simon Drew","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41332558626950,"sku":"Simon Drew","price":2.69,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/files\/birthday-cardsimon-drewbirthday-puffin-572741.png?v=1725599649"},{"product_id":"simon-drew-card-spot-the-oscar-winning-actor","title":"Spot the Oscar Winning Actor","description":"\u003ch1 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ePuzzle greetings card by Simon Drew\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSpot the Oscar Winning Actor\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGreetings card with a puzzle for the recipient to solve. From the illustrations and clues, you need to try and find the name of seven actors who have won an Oscar - six on the front of the card and one more on the reverse. Created by Simon Drew, an illustrator from Devon. T\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"s1\"\u003ehis greeting card measures approximately 8 x 6 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"s1\"\u003eView our range of\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca data-mce-fragment=\"1\" href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\" title=\"Simon Drew Cards\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\"\u003eSimon Drew Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simon Drew","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41332571406470,"sku":"Simon Drew","price":2.69,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/files\/humorous-greeting-cardsimon-drewspot-the-oscar-winning-actor-402709.png?v=1725601122"},{"product_id":"simon-drew-greeting-card-spot-the-actress","title":"Spot the Actress","description":"\u003ch1 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ePuzzle greetings card by Simon Drew\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSpot the Oscar Winning Actress\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGreetings card with a puzzle for the recipient to solve. From the illustrations and clues, you need to try and find the name of seven actresses who have won an Oscar - six on the front of the card and one more on the reverse. Created by Simon Drew, an illustrator from Devon. T\u003cspan class=\"s1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ehis greeting card measures approximately 8 x 6 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eView our range of\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"Simon Drew Cards\" href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\"\u003eSimon Drew Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simon Drew","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41332581007494,"sku":"Simon Drew","price":2.69,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/files\/humorous-greeting-cardsimon-drewspot-the-actress-387336.png?v=1725601081"},{"product_id":"funny-card-simon-drew-hardly-davidson","title":"Hardly Davidson","description":"\u003ch1\u003eFunny greeting card by Simon Drew\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHardly Davidson\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGreeting card featuring an illustration of a child on his tricycle - more 'hardly' davidson than 'harley davidson'! Great card for a motorbike fan. Lovely humour from\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eSimon Drew. This greeting card measures approximately 8 x 6 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn the reverse is another illustration with the wording 'When you are eight years old nothing is any of your business'.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eView our range of\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"simon drew cards\" href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\"\u003eSimon Drew Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simon Drew","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54942784553337,"sku":"Simon Drew","price":2.69,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/files\/funny-cardssimon-drewhardly-davidson-850567.png?v=1740414127"},{"product_id":"simon-drew-greeting-card-spot-the-car","title":"Spot the Car","description":"\u003ch1\u003ePuzzle greetings card by Simon Drew\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSpot the Car\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGreetings card with a puzzle for the recipient to solve. From the illustrations and clues, you need to try and find the name of seven types of car - there's also an additional puzzle on the reverse. Created by Simon Drew, an illustrator from Devon. T\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ehis greeting card measures approximately 8 x 6 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eView our range of\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"Simon Drew Cards\" href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\"\u003eSimon Drew Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simon Drew","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54942821548409,"sku":"Simon Drew","price":2.69,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/files\/humorous-greeting-cardsimon-drewspot-the-car-556898.png?v=1740414127"},{"product_id":"simon-drew-card-spot-the-female-singer","title":"Spot the Female Singer","description":"\u003ch1\u003ePuzzle greetings card by Simon Drew\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSpot the Female Singer\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGreetings card with a puzzle for the recipient to solve. 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The lady in the sidecar is the designated 'drinker'! Lovely humour from\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eSimon Drew. This greeting card measures approximately 8 x 6 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn the reverse is another illustration entitled 'The first rockery', showing Stonehenge!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eView our range of\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"simon drew cards\" href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\"\u003eSimon Drew Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simon Drew","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54946607202681,"sku":"Simon Drew","price":2.69,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/files\/funny-greeting-cardsimon-drewdesignated-drinker-862686.png?v=1740414127"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-simon-drew-lose-your-mind","title":"Lose your mind","description":"\u003ch1\u003eFunny birthday card by Simon Drew\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThey tell you that you'll lose your mind when you get older. 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This greeting card measures approximately 8 x 6 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn the reverse is another illustration showing a squirrel announcing a branch closure!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eView our range of\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"simon drew cards\" href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\"\u003eSimon Drew Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simon Drew","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54946671133049,"sku":"Simon Drew","price":2.69,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/files\/birthday-cardsimon-drewlose-your-mind-863233.png?v=1740414128"},{"product_id":"funny-card-simon-drew-banking-explained","title":"Banking explained","description":"\u003ch1\u003eFunny greeting card by Simon Drew\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eBANKING EXPLAINED\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eLiquid assets\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eIn the red\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eMaking a withdrawal\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eChecking one's balance\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eMaking a deposit\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eMonthly statement (time to get some more)\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGreeting card featuring a series of illustrations and funny captions depicting several different banking terms using wine as a guide. Lovely humour from\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eSimon Drew. 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