{"product_id":"funny-30th-birthday-card-new-machine-at-the-gym","title":"30th - New machine at the gym","description":"\u003ch1\u003eFunny 30th birthday card by On the Ceiling\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e'There's a fab new machine at the gym. It does absolutely everything!' she said. 'Kit-Kats, Maltesers, crisps . . .'\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThirtieth birthday card with a funny caption showing a woman talking about a great new machine that's arrived at the gym. Rather than a fitness machine, this sounds suspiciously like a vending machine! F\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003erom the On the Ceiling range published by Emotional Rescue. This greeting card measures approximately 9 x 6 inches and inside reads\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eHappy 30th Birthday\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eView our\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/emotional-rescue\" title=\"Emotional Rescue card range\"\u003eEmotional Rescue card range\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Emotional Rescue","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57246523523449,"sku":"Emotional Rescue","price":2.69,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/files\/birthday-cardemotional-rescue30th-new-machine-at-the-gym-9985626.png?v=1779163810","url":"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/products\/funny-30th-birthday-card-new-machine-at-the-gym","provider":"Comedy Card Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}