50 - You're in your prime
Funny 50th birthday card by Wordies
You're in your prime. A perfect specimen.
And still younger than Johnny Depp, Liz Hurley, Mike Tyson, Noel Gallagher, Nicole Kidman, Jools Holland, John Bishop, Madonna, Boris Johnson, JK Rowling, Brad Pitt and Kermit the Frog . . .
(inside reads . . . ) That said, you're two years older than the typical Radio Two listener, three times the age of the average McDonalds customer - and if it was 1782 you'd have been dead for at least 18 months.
So if you've got something to accomplish, for pity's sake get on with it.
Fiftieth birthday card with a funny list of people that the recipient is still reassuringly younger than. However the remarks on the inside of the card are bound to bring the recipient back down to earth! From the Wordies range by Splimple. This greeting card measures approximately 6 x 6 inches and inside reads as detailed above.
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