{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-comedy-co-if-you-were-milk","title":"If you were milk","description":"\u003ch1\u003eFunny birthday card by Comedy Card Company\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eI'm not saying you're old but if you were milk\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eI'd pour you down the sink and give the bottle a good rinse.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBirthday card with a funny caption cheekily suggesting that if the recipient were milk it would be time to pour them down the sink and give the bottle a give a good rinse! \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ePublished by the Comedy Card Company, this greeting card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eView our range of\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"Comedy Card Company Cards\" href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/funny-cards-comedy-card-company\"\u003eComedy Card Company Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Comedy Card Company","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":64893064544633,"sku":"Comedy Card Company","price":2.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/files\/birthday-cardcomedy-card-companyif-you-were-milk-8203414.png?v=1793649818","url":"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/products\/funny-birthday-card-comedy-co-if-you-were-milk","provider":"Comedy Card Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}