{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-rosie-made-thing-harder-to-kidnap","title":"Harder to kidnap","description":"\u003ch1\u003eFunny birthday card by Rosie Made a Thing\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eStay safe   Eat cake\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBirthday card with a funny caption suggesting that eating cake on your birthday is important as it helps mitigate your risk of being kidnapped! \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eGreat humour from Rosie Made a Thing. This greeting card measures approximately 5.5 x 5.5 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eView our range of\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"Rosie Made a Thing Cards\" href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/funny-cards-rosie-made-a-thing\"\u003eRosie Made a Thing Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rosie Made a Thing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56526202634617,"sku":"Rosie Made a Thing","price":2.89,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/files\/birthday-cardrosie-made-a-thingharder-to-kidnap-3298274.png?v=1769169195","url":"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/products\/funny-birthday-card-rosie-made-thing-harder-to-kidnap","provider":"Comedy Card Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}