Funny card for a Brother by Wordies

Dear Brother.

Here's a birthday bombshell:

The moment has arrived when I can at last reveal something that I've wanted to get off my chest for years. It's a message which is so important for me to convey, yet so difficult to express . . . words that only a sibling is truly able to utter . . . a dark, deep secret that has to be exposed now or never, for it's part of our lives that, frankly, has to be shared. Forgive me Brother, bit it's crucial that at last you hear the truth . . . 

(inside reads) . . . I used to wipe snot on your sheets while you were asleep.

Birthday card with a funny message for a brother, with the sender finally admitting to some disgusting snot wiping on their sibling's bed sheets when they were young! From the Wordies range by Splimple. This card measures approximately 6 x 6 inches and inside reads as detailed above.

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