{"product_id":"funny-card-dean-morris-waited-for-that-fart","title":"Waited for that fart","description":"\u003ch1\u003eFunny card by Dean Morris\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA shocking tale of self-control . . . this year's most relatable novel . . .\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eShe'd waited for all day for that fart\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eShe held it in all day\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ethen finally let go!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGreeting card with a funny variation of a vintage book cover, featuring a story about a woman who had to hold in a fart all day before getting the chance to finally let herself go! From the Pulp range by Dean Morris. This card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eView our range of \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/rude-funny-cards-dean-morris\" title=\"dean morris cards\"\u003eDean Morris Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dean Morris","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":64499678904697,"sku":"Dean Morris","price":2.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/files\/deanmorriscards229.png?v=1788798015","url":"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/products\/funny-card-dean-morris-waited-for-that-fart","provider":"Comedy Card Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}