Funny Christmas Cards - Hark The Herald


Funny Christmas Cards - Hark The Herald Funny Christmas Cards - Hark The Herald

Hark the Herald

Simon Drew

£2.39 GBP 

Funny Christmas card by Simon Drew

Hark the Herald

Santa taken ill after office bash: mayhem at the North pole.

A Mr F. Christmas will not be returning up for work today as a result of a bug in one of three bottles of claret he drank last night. His work will be done by his small helpers dressed in green. The prime minister has declared a special state of emergency . . . (another one). (Donations please to Santa's bottle bank, especially bordeaux) Ta.

Worried staff read 'Do it yours elf manual'.

Christmas card with a funny spoof newspaper front page, (Hark) The Herald, detailing that poor Santa has caught a bug from a bottle of red wine (could have been any one of three!) so won't be able to come to work today. The elves are preparing to do all the work themselves. They are busy reading a manual entitled 'Do it yours elf'! Silly fun from Simon Drew. This greeting card measures approximately 8 x 6 inches and is blank inside for your own message.

On the reverse is another illustration showing pigs in blankets (quite literally).

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