{"product_id":"funny-christmas-card-santa-break-ins","title":"Santa - Break-ins","description":"\u003ch1\u003eFunny Christmas card by Mungo \u0026amp; Shoddy\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eOk Nick, we've got 20 million break-ins involving a stocky, bearded Northerner in a red suit, your DNA was found on 15 million sherry glasses. And when we picked you up you were 5 million times over the sleigh drive limit.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eNo comment\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChristmas card with a funny cartoon showing Santa being interviewed at a police station after been arrested for breaking and entering millions of homes! Published by the Mungo and Shoddy, this card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eView our range of\u003cspan\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/funny-christmas-cards\" title=\"funny christmas card\"\u003eFunny Christmas Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mungo \u0026 Shoddy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":64897453228409,"sku":"Mungo \u0026 Shoddy","price":2.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/files\/funny-christmas-cardsmungo-shoddysanta-break-ins-4298583.png?v=1792097360","url":"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/products\/funny-christmas-card-santa-break-ins","provider":"Comedy Card Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}