{"product_id":"funny-christmas-card-santa-co-rudolf-drone","title":"Rudolf Drone","description":"\u003ch1\u003eFunny Christmas card by Santa \u0026amp; Co\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eI've replaced you with the Rudolf Drone 3000. He follows my every command and never answers back.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eOh yeah? Let's see him push your lard arse 20 feet back up a chimney!\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChristmas card with a funny cartoon showing Santa revealing a drone to replace Rudolph, although Rudolph doubts the drone will be any good at pushing his fat arse back up a chimney! Humour courtesy of cartoonist Jamie Charteris. From the ever popular Santa \u0026amp; Co range published by Paperlink. This greeting card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches and inside reads \u003cstrong\u003eMerry Christmas and a Happy New Year\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eView our range of\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/funny-christmas-cards\" title=\"Funny Christmas Cards\"\u003eFunny Christmas Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Charteris Christmas Cards","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":64521171501433,"sku":"Xmas Mountain","price":2.59,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/files\/charterischristmascards016.png?v=1789035032","url":"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/products\/funny-christmas-card-santa-co-rudolf-drone","provider":"Comedy Card Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}