{"product_id":"funny-greeting-card-call-centre-guidelines","title":"Call Centre Guidelines","description":"\u003ch1\u003eFunny greeting card by Comedy Card Company\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eCALL GUIDELINES\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e1. Allow to ring 25 times then play 'Your call is important to us' tape followed by the entire second movement from Vivaldi's Four Seasons.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e2. Answer but say 'I'm unable to find your account' in a difficult to understand accent.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e3. Say 'I'll transfer you to a colleague who will be able to help you.'\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e4. Hang up.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGreeting card showing a call centre with a funny list of instructions for the call handlers to go through when answering calls. \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ePublished by the Comedy Card Company, this card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eView our range of\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"Comedy Card Company Cards\" href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/funny-cards-comedy-card-company\"\u003eComedy Card Company Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Comedy Card Company","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":64933108842873,"sku":"Comedy Card Company","price":2.69,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/files\/funny-greeting-cardcomedy-card-companycall-centre-guidelines-9195636.png?v=1793649818","url":"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/products\/funny-greeting-card-call-centre-guidelines","provider":"Comedy Card Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}