{"product_id":"funny-greeting-card-comedy-company-cow-jumped-over-the-moon","title":"Cow jumped over the moon","description":"\u003ch1\u003eFunny greeting card by Comedy Card Company\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eIn an effort to improve the mental wellbeing of the nation, actual news will no longer be reported and will be replaced with nursery rhymes.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSo, onto tonight's main item, the cow jumped over the moon . . .\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGreeting card with a funny caption showing a newsreader informing us that actual news will no longer be reported as it's just all too depressing. The news will be replaced with nursery rhymes. Tonight's main 'news' item will focus on the cow that jumped over the moon! [This is actually a great idea.] \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ePublished by the Comedy Card Company, this card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eView our range of\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"Comedy Card Company Cards\" href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/funny-cards-comedy-card-company\"\u003eComedy Card Company Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Comedy Card Company","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":64855198794105,"sku":"Comedy Card Co","price":2.69,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/files\/newscowjumpedmoon.png?v=1792057306","url":"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/products\/funny-greeting-card-comedy-company-cow-jumped-over-the-moon","provider":"Comedy Card Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}