{"product_id":"funny-greeting-card-simon-drew-eat-a-politician","title":"Eat a politician","description":"\u003ch1\u003eFunny greeting card by Simon Drew\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Vegetarian's Pledge\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e'I will never eat anything with intelligence. So I would be happy to eat a politician.'\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGreeting card with a funny caption about a vegetarian's pledge to never eat anything with recognised intelligence. Politicians are ok to eat in that case! Lovely humour from\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eSimon Drew. This greeting card measures approximately 8 x 6 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn the reverse is another illustration with the caption 'I finally got eight hours of sleep. It took me three days.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eView our range of\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"simon drew cards\" href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\"\u003eSimon Drew Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simon Drew","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":64822202171769,"sku":"Simon Drew","price":2.69,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/files\/funny-greeting-cardsimon-dreweat-a-politician-5721021.png?v=1791462501","url":"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/products\/funny-greeting-card-simon-drew-eat-a-politician","provider":"Comedy Card Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}