{"product_id":"funny-greeting-card-simon-drew-sailing-phrases","title":"Sailing phrases","description":"\u003ch1\u003eFunny greeting card by Simon Drew\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eUseful sailing phrases for people who don't go sailing\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eLandlubber: facetious name for sensible people\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMast: sticky-uppy bit\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eAnchors Aweigh: meaningless command\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSail: something to use when the engine is broken\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHull: somewhere near Grimsby\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e'Aye Aye Captain': phrase used just before a mutiny\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e(and others . . .)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGreeting card with a funny caption to an illustration of a yacht, pointing out parts of the boat and common sailing phrases. Lovely humour from\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eSimon Drew. This greeting card measures approximately 8 x 6 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn the reverse is another illustration entitled 'Sea legs'.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eView our range of\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"simon drew cards\" href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/simon-drew-cards-funny-greeting\"\u003eSimon Drew Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simon Drew","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57076740030841,"sku":"Simon Drew","price":2.69,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/files\/funny-greeting-cardsimon-drewsailing-phrases-9955012.png?v=1776418533","url":"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/products\/funny-greeting-card-simon-drew-sailing-phrases","provider":"Comedy Card Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}