Things that can't happen when you're ill
Funny Get Well Soon card by Simon Drew
THINGS THAT CAN'T HAPPEN WHEN YOU'RE ILL
Get eaten by a bear Get struck by lightning Get hit by falling rocks Bitten by a great white shark Get trampled by an elephant Taken over by aliens Get stung by a jellyfish Get hit by a meteorite Be elected prime minister
HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER NOW
GET WELL SOON
Get Well Soon card with a funny list of things that can't happen to you when you are tucked up ill in bed, in an attempt to make the recipient feel better about their situation. Lovely humour by Devon artist Simon Drew. Greeting card measures approximately 8 x 6 inches and is blank inside for your own message.
On the reverse of the card, there is a second illustration with a particularly short limerick - 'There was a young duck from Peru, whose limericks stopped at line two.'
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