{"product_id":"humorous-birthday-card-conserve-water","title":"Conserve water","description":"\u003ch1\u003eHumorous birthday card by Dandelion Stationery\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eBirthday advice: conserve water . . .\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003echoose alcohol\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBirthday card with a humorous caption suggesting that the recipient should think about conserving water on their special day - and choose alcohol instead. Lovely humour from the Words of Wisdom range by Dandelion Stationery. This card measures approximately 6 x 4 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eView our range of\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/dandelion-stationery-humorous-cards\" title=\"Dandelion Stationery cards\"\u003eDandelion Stationery cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dandelion Stationery","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":64499882164601,"sku":"Dandelion Stationery","price":2.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/files\/dandelionstationerycards006.png?v=1788796520","url":"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/products\/humorous-birthday-card-conserve-water","provider":"Comedy Card Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}