{"product_id":"humorous-card-tearable-things-ill-never-do","title":"Things I'll never do","description":"\u003ch1\u003eHumorous card by Tearable\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThings I'll never do . . .\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eGive you up.  Let you down.   Run around.  Desert you.   Make you cry.  Say goodbye.  Tell a lie.   Hurt you.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGreeting card with a humorous caption based on the lyrics of Rick Astley's famous song. The things that Rick promised to never do are listed as tearable slips of paper at the bottom of the card. Great original humour from Tearable. Published by Brainbox Candy, this card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches and is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eView our range of \u003ca title=\"brainbox candy cards\" href=\"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/collections\/funny-cards-brainbox-candy\"\u003eBrainbox Candy Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Brainbox Candy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57248525091193,"sku":"Brainbox Candy","price":2.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0210\/4540\/files\/humorous-greeting-cardbrainbox-candythings-ill-never-do-2594862.png?v=1779163769","url":"https:\/\/www.comedycard.co.uk\/products\/humorous-card-tearable-things-ill-never-do","provider":"Comedy Card Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}