Not a creature was stirring
Funny Christmas card by Comedy Card Company
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house not a creature was stirring not even a . . .
Sorry, I need to wee . . .
Greeting card with a funny change to the classic Christmas poem by Clement Clark Moore. When it gets to the part 'not a creature was stirring not even a mouse', a mouse is actually stirring - he needs to pop to the toilet for a wee! Published by the Comedy Card Company, this card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches and is blank inside for your own message.
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