Dean Morris Cards
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You know you're old when
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You know you're old when
£2.29 GBPFunny and rude card by Dean Morris You know you're old when all your friends smell of piss Funny, rude card by Dean Morris with an hilarious caption to an... -
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Tried turning it off and on again
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Tried turning it off and on again
£2.29 GBPFunny card by Dean Morris Have you tried turning it off and on again? Have you tried shoving it up your arse? Funny and rude card by Dean Morris. We... -
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Hope your birthday isn't shit
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Hope your birthday isn't shit
£2.29 GBPFunny birthday card by Dean Morris Hope your birthday isn't shit Birthday card with a very funny message for the recipient, with some sincere well wishing underlying the crude wording!... -
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One of the nicest w*nkers
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One of the nicest w*nkers
£2.29 GBPRude birthday card by Dean Morris Happy Birthday to one of the nicest wankers you could ever hope to meet! Hilariously rude birthday card by Dean Morris. Greeting card measures... -
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Biggest bush
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Biggest bush
£2.29 GBPFunny card by Dean Morris Audrey had the biggest bush in the street Funny and slightly rude(!) card by Dean Morris with a cheeky caption to an old photograph. Greetings... -
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Still a dick
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Still a dick
£2.29 GBPFunny birthday card by Dean Morris One year older And still a dick Birthday card with a funny and cheeky message for the recipient, reassuring and reminding them that, although... -
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Cat doesn't give f*ck about your birthday
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Cat doesn't give f*ck about your birthday
£2.29 GBPRude birthday card by Dean Morris See this cat . . . It doesn't give a fuck about your birthday Birthday card with a cheeky and rude caption to a... -
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A glass of wine this big
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A glass of wine this big
£2.29 GBPFunny greetings card by Dean Morris I need a glass of wine this big! Greetings card with a funny caption showing a lady requesting a very large glass of wine!... -
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Hungry for cock
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Hungry for cock
£2.29 GBPFunny and rude card by Dean Morris They were out of control and hungry for cock Rude cards by Dean Morris with funny captions to old photographs. Greeting card measures... -
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Heard you like it up the bottom
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Heard you like it up the bottom
£2.29 GBPRude card by Dean Morris I've heard you like it up the bottom Greetings card with a very funny but rude caption. Cheeky humour from Dean Morris. This card measures... -
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National Dickhead Awareness Day
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National Dickhead Awareness Day
£2.29 GBPRude greeting card by Dean Morris Today is National Dickhead Awareness Day Show a dickhead you care by giving them this card Greeting card with an hilariously funny and rude message... -
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Play with my pussy
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Play with my pussy
£2.29 GBPRude greetings card by Dean Morris There's no problem a play with my pussy won't fix Greetings card with a rude caption to a photograph of a woman and her... -
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Sex toys you ordered
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Sex toys you ordered
£2.29 GBPCheeky birthday card by Dean Morris Happy birthday! Here's all those sex toys you ordered Birthday card with a cheeky caption suggesting that the postman is delivering parcels full of... -
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Birthdays - even more miserable
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Birthdays - even more miserable
£2.29 GBPFunny birthday card by Dean Morris I love birthdays! I can be even more miserable than usual Greetings card with a funny caption about a man taking advantage of being especially... -
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Happy birthday saggy tits!
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Happy birthday saggy tits!
£2.29 GBPCheeky birthday for her card by Dean Morris Happy birthday saggy tits! Birthday card with a funny message for the recipient. Cheeky card for her by Dean Morris. Greeting card... -
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Wine can't be far away
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Wine can't be far away
£2.29 GBPHumorous greeting card by Dean Morris Keep smiling! Wine can't be far away! Greeting card with a humorous caption to a photograph of a woman, whose smile looks to be... -
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Head straight for the cheap wine
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Head straight for the cheap wine
£2.29 GBPFunny birthday card by Dean Morris Let's skip your birthday meal and head straight for the cheap wine Birthday card with a funny caption to a photograph showing a group... -
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Happy birthday from Me and my Pussy
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Happy birthday from Me and my Pussy
£2.29 GBPFunny and rude birthday card by Dean Morris Happy Birthday From Me and my Pussy Funny birthday card by Dean Morris with an hilarious (and rude!) birthday message. Greetings... -
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Still a massive w*nker
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Still a massive w*nker
£2.29 GBPRude birthday card by Dean Morris Older wiser and still a massive wanker Birthday card with a rude message for the recipient, initially complimenting them about being older and wiser... -
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Strayed from the gin aisle
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Strayed from the gin aisle
£2.29 GBPHumorous card by Dean Morris I seem to have strayed from the gin aisle Greeting card with a humorous caption showing a lady in a supermarket, having moved away from...
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