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The Top 10 Funny Cards of 2019

09 January, 2020 1 comments Leave a comment

As we start a new year, it is always interesting to have a look back at which funny cards were the most popular over the year. Let's take a look at the top ten bestselling greeting cards of 2019 . . .

I recently made the mistake of clicking on a BBC news article listing some of the famous personalities that we lost during 2019. It made quite depressing reading. Not only was it quite a lengthy list of much loved artists and celebrities but what made it extra painful was that so many seemed so young. Anyway, that prompted me to write this article on the funniest greeting cards of 2019 on a much cheerier note! Based on sales volumes at the Comedy Card Company, here are the top ten bestsellers.

In the style of a radio chart show, we will count down the top ten in the hip, cool style that comes naturally to us at the Comedy Card Company(!). Coming in at Number Ten is a classic cartoon from Matthew Pritchett, better known as MATT, the ever popular Telegraph newspaper cartoonist. 

At Number 9 is a great cartoon from the They Can Talk range. Cartoonist Jimmy Craig displays well observed humour, perfectly capturing typical cat behaviour which will be recognisable to many cat owners.

Just edging ahead in Eighth position is this greeting card featuring a great caption to a photograph showing a woman standing next to a small hill of recycling bottles. She is not ashamed about the quantity of bottles, more that some of the bottles have some alcohol left in them. Shameful!

At Number 7 is a great birthday card presented in the style of a questionnaire. Asking whether the person is childish or not, the drawing of a penis in the tick box tends to answer the question satisfactorily.

Another great caption card comes in at Sixth place. A classic doctor - patient joke, the doctor informing the patient that, after examining his hip, he has decided that the hip is not so bad after all - it's the rest of him that needs replacing!

At Number 5 is a really funny card from Twisty. A woman is disappointed at a job interview after she is told that the employer is looking for someone who can do the work of six men. She is gutted as she was looking for a full time job! Women seem to particularly like this one for some reason.

In Forth place, just missing out on a medal [hang on, are we doing a chart show or sports event?] is this colourful cartoon by Traces of Nuts. Tim Whyatt is a very successful cartoonist and we are always frustrated by the small number of designs that the publisher makes available in the UK. Anyway (that's enough ranting), this one showing a butterfly being quizzed by a traffic cop about the different photo in his driving licence is a perennial favourite.

In Third place, taking bronze, is a cartoon from The Bottomline range by Jamie Charteris. This classic range of cards has been entertaining us for many years and this new cartoon, released last year, has done so well. Another great doctor joke.

Taking Silver and our Second most popular card is this superb birthday card from the Fleet Street range by Pigment. In the style of a newspaper front page, Fleet Street features spoof headlines. Great headline showing a woman in a state of top-level excitement mode about her special day!

Drum roll please . . . light the fireworks . . . charge your glasses. As the excitement overflows, we present our bestselling funny card of 2019!

At Number One, our bestselling card, is this fabulous caption to an original image taken from a Ladybird children's book. When a man asks a waitress what she would recommend for a lactose intolerant vegan, she suggests a taxi! Fine, on trend humour from Kiss me Kwik.

There you have it. Is you favourite one here?

We stock hundreds of funny cards. Humour is a very broad church as you know.  We try hard to have the full spectrum of humour and hope to have something for everyone whether you want some cheeky banter for a friend or something to make an elderly relative smile.

A great place to start would be our Bestsellers Section

 

 

The Top 10 Funny Christmas cards of 2019

03 December, 2019 0 comments Leave a comment

As Christmas edges ever closer, we thought it was time to take a look to see what cards have made it into the top ten bestselling cards of the season. In the style of Top of the Pops (what do you mean you don't remember that?) let's count down the favourite Christmas cards of 2019.

At number 10 we have a classic cartoon from Jamie Charteris. His Santa and Co range often features cheeky banter between Santa and Rudolph. This one is no exception!

In ninth place, we have a wonderful cartoon from Judy Horacek, showing Santa on a psychiatrist's couch with an issue of not believing in himself. We believe in you Santa!

In eighth place, we have a perennial favourite from Cath Tate. The caption suggests that three wise women would have done a far better job than the three wise men. Who could argue with that?

At number seven, is a great, topical caption from Waving at Trains. I wonder how many dinner tables will be silenced this year when someone mentions Brexit?

In sixth place is another popular cartoon from Jamie Charteris showing Rudolph who has clearly had enough of Christmas already. 

Coming in at number 5 is a card from award winning publisher Rosie Made a Thing. Featuring wonderful humour and contemporary design, this card is a previous number 1.

In forth place is another illustration from Rosie Made a Thing. It shows Rudolph who has clearly had enough of all the other reindeers laughing at him and calling him names and has taken matters into his own hands. Oh dear . . . season of goodwill and all that . . .

Taking third position this year is another classic cartoon from Jamie Charteris and his Santa and Co range. Santa warns Rudolph against wiping his nose on the curtains. If only is was his nose!

In second place is a great cartoon by Tim Whyatt and his Traces of Nuts range. An early display of upselling technique is on display at this market stall.

At the top of the charts, and this year's bestselling Christmas card is . . . 

Well I did say Jamie Charteris was popular didn't I?! He takes top spot with this cartoon suggesting the real reason why Mary had to give birth in a stable in Bethlehem.

Well there you have it, our top ten bestselling Christmas cards for 2019. Is your favourite here? We have a huge range so we're confident we will have something for your humour taste.

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We launch our own range of funny Christmas cards!

19 November, 2019 0 comments Leave a comment

You might laugh (and we hope you do!) but we have produced some of our own Christmas cards. We couldn't resist presenting our own cartoons to add to the huge mix of funny cards we have on offer from established publishers.

At the Comedy Card Company, we are essentially like a traditional card shop. We source our cards from a large variety of greeting card publishers from all over the UK. From very large companies, with massive warehouses and fleets of sales reps, to the tiny publishers working from home (and everything in between). They all have something to offer us, from cards with mass appeal and proven commercial success to quirky, individual cards with unique humour. We hope this provides us with a wide spectrum of humour with the ultimate aim of having something for everyone's taste and having a genuinely interesting range of cards. As long as it's funny, we're happy!

For some time we have thought about publishing a few of our own cards. Surrounded by comedy, we are often inspired with funny and silly ideas for greeting cards. We often write down ideas, when they pop into our head, and put them in a shoebox. We generally then forget all about them! However, sometimes we open that shoebox and we have a flick through. As it's generally been a while since we thought of that idea, we are essentially looking at them with fresh eyes. With some of them, we think 'what on earth were we thinking'(!) but others make us chuckle a little. So we thought why not take a chance and dip our toe in the water and publish some of our own Christmas cards.

As you'll see we are not fine artists! We also don't expect our silly cartoons to be bestsellers that will rock the greeting card world(!) but we do hope you enjoy looking at them.

At Christmas, the Three Wise Men always come in for a hard time. The disbelief that there were ever three wise men and also their inappropriate gifts gives plenty of material for cartoonists.

 

Santa Claus as you might imagine features heavily on many Christmas cards, including humorous ones. We liked the idea that, before he existed, the red hats that he famously wears were still in existence but nobody bought them. I wonder what everyone wore to the office Christmas party back then . . .

When you get a puncture these days, you often open the boot of your car to find a tiny space-saving wheel rather than a normal sized tyre. We wondered if Santa might have the same problem if one of his reindeer snuffs it en route to delivering his presents.

If you were Santa Claus, who would you put on your naughty list? We reckon this year might be a record breaking year!

Now, if you were a fairy (bear with us with this one), what type of fairy would you be? Spare a thought for the poor fairy whose job it is to sit on top of the tree each year . . .

Brussel Sprouts are a real marmite vegetable (if you know what I mean!). Apparently you either have a gene that detects a bitter taste in sprouts or you don't. If you are missing that gene, then sprouts taste ok. If you don't like sprouts, you can explain to everyone that it's all down to your genetics. So leave us alone and give us some extra pigs-in-blankets please.

I wonder how many Christmas dinner tables will be silenced this year by someone mentioning Brexit. Just remember it's a time for peace and goodwill! My dad always said you shouldn't discuss politics, religion or money and the older I get the more I think he was completely right. They are only sources of arguments, disagreements and division. Anyway, if a heated argument erupts when your family gets together this year just remember to quickly bring out a large tray of carefully stacked Ferrero Rocher - the distraction always worked for that ambassador fellow in the TV adverts anyway.

Dogs simply love the snow don't they? All that running around in the white fluffy stuff, trying to find their ball, buried deep in the snow. However spare a thought for the short-legged Dachshund and his lower-slung anatomy!

Of course grown men can be the most enthusiastic participants over the festive period. They just love all the preparation, present buying and gift wrapping, don't they? Calm down men, you're getting over excited! Just try on your lovely new socks and behave.

We hope you enjoyed looking through our range of Christmas cards. (We won't be offended if you didn't.) Please have a truly enjoyable Christmas. Just remember not to mention Brexit at any time and also drink responsibly . . .

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Funny Christmas cards by Emotional Rescue

24 October, 2019 0 comments Leave a comment

We were delighted to welcome Emotional Rescue to our stable of funny greeting cards earlier this year. Our lovely customers appear to enjoy the humour in these cards as much as we do, with the range proving to be very popular.

We are therefore thrilled to be able to present Christmas cards from Emotional Rescue for the first time and we're sure they will be a worthy addition to our seasonal line up.

On the Ceiling is one of Emotional Rescue's most popular ranges and one of the best caption ranges we know. Let's take a look at some of our favourite Christmas cards from this range.

Alcohol always features heavily in Xmas card humour. In this design, we see a couple standing in front of a table laden with an enormous amount of wine / Champagne bottles. They suddenly realise that they hadn't accounted for Boxing Day so think that they must order some more!

A personal favourite is this one showing Santa being accosted by a little girl, reeling off her present list. He interrupts her and asks if she could wait until he's finished having his poo! 

Family gatherings are another popular subject for seasonal jokes. The caption suggests a perfect, happy family enjoying each others company. However, the photo paints a somewhat different picture!

Ah yes, the traditional joy of carol singers. In this card, we can see Mark who is fully prepared for a visit from carol singers - not with a bag of coins to donate or a plate of mince pies to offer around however: the photo shows him brandishing a shot gun! Please so not get any ideas yourself.

Two cards with the caption relating to the effort of food preparation for the big day. In the first card, a lady is making a Christmas pudding. She has got to the point in the recipe which suggests adding in some leftover wine to the mix. 'Leftover wine'? - she can't image such a thing.

In the second card, a woman simply decides that all this cooking is just too boring for words. She wonders if this is why Gordon Ramsay sears so much.

A man wears his present of a jumper, with a less than happy expression on his face. There is one thing that would cheer him up though - the receipt so he can exchange it!

Not coping well without an internet connection over Christmas, a man appears to have gone slightly mad. He is sitting, wearing a turkey hat on his head after having written 'I am turkey' all over the walls.

You can't beat a classic joke can you? A lady is looking for a book about pantomimes. Where is it? It's behind you, of course. Don't groan.

Is mum good at wrapping. 'Fo Sho!' she cries. Indeed mum is good at wrapping and rapping too.

Something from the Kama Sutra this Christmas dear? She seems interested but, unfortunately for the man, she misunderstands and thinks he is suggesting a meal from the local Indian Restaurant!

The Norbert and Val cartoon range features an adorable couple of the same name and is another long standing success story for Emotional Rescue. Look at this card showing Norbert pushing a garden hose through his snowman to make it look like he is waving a wee - much to the amusement of the passing children.

Val is not happy about the large pile of dishes stacked up on the kitchen worktop on the very day that her dishwasher is out of action - the dishwasher in question being Norbert, who has had way too much to drink to be of any use!

Norbert is enjoying a Bond movie on TV. Val asks him which one he is watching to which he simply replies 'James'.

When a man calls at the house, collecting for the local old people's home, the children are more than happy to donate their dad!

Seriously Just Kidding is a range featuring contemporary design with bold colours. By award winning designer Soula Zavacopoulos, we really like the simplicity of the designs and the great humour.

'I got you something for Christmas' reads the message on the card, promising a gift of some kind. However, the card goes on to state that they are holding said gift!

We can't argue with the statement suggesting that a piece of folded card makes the perfect way to say 'Merry Christmas'. At the Comedy Card Company, we actually think this is perfectly true!

Finally, Emotional Rescue also publish a range entitled 'Wet Your Whistle', often focussing on the clink clink of glasses over the festive season. We like the play on words of the 'Gin-Girl all the way' card and also the card where the lady asks for a straw in the bottle rather than a glass!

We hope you enjoyed looking at some of our favourite Christmas cards from Emotional Rescue and hope they made you giggle.

Why not take a look at our full range of Christmas Cards ?

 

 

New range of cards featuring funny cartoons by Paul Shadbolt

07 October, 2019 0 comments Leave a comment

We are delighted to present a new range of funny greeting cards featuring the work of esteemed cartoonist Paul Shadbolt.

Paul Shadbolt has been drawing cartoons for as long as he can remember. His cartoons have been published in various newspapers and magazines over the years including the famous Punch magazine. He is a regular contributor to the wonderful Private Eye magazine, famed for its satirical sense of humour.

We were therefore both delighted and excited to hear that Woodmansterne have released a range of cards featuring Paul's cartoons. Cartoons with some satire at their heart are always popular. Think of the New Yorker range as well as Punch and Matt cartoons. Coming from the Woodmansterne stable, we can also be sure of high quality card and printing. This range is printed in the UK on FSC board, without any cellophane packaging.

Anyway let's take a look at this new range. One of our favourite cartoons shows a pair of dog owners having a chat. They both have 'rescue dogs' but one of the dogs is quite literally a rescue dog, dangling by a line from a coastguard helicopter!

Staying with a dog theme, look at this one showing a dog misinterpreting the idea behind a dog waste bin. He is sitting on it, having a poo, while reading the paper.

Now this may have been acceptable at a Glastonbury festival in the 1970s, but this is not really appropriate for the Last Night of the Proms and the Royal Albert Hall. The steward is not impressed. Please cover yourself up madam!

We've all heard of the Knights of the Round Table, King Arthur's best knights who sat around a round table in Camelot. In this cartoon, the Knights of the Ikea Table may be great military knights but their skills at assembling flat packed furniture leaves a lot to be desired.

A wife worries about her husband's drinking. He uses a stairlift to get up and down the stairs and he has fitted a spirit's dispenser at each step along the way!

In this cartoon Batman is at a dinner party and engages in small talk with a lady. He is dressed in his full superhero outfit but the lady still asks him what he does for a living.

Some tourists meet a pair of Beefeaters at the Tower of London, who admit nowadays some of them are vegan despite their carnivorous sounding name!

At a séance, a couple try to connect with the departed. Meanwhile a cat tries to manipulates the message coming through from the departed to his own end. 

As if poor Luke Skywalker didn't have enough to contend with, finding out that his father is one of the most evil men in the galactic empire. Now Darth Vader pulls back his black cloak to reveal that he is thinking about becoming a woman!

Finally, a mobile phone is causing havoc after being put into 'airplane mode' at home. It is flying around the living room traumatising the occupants. Wonderfully silly humour.

There you have it, a round up of this new range from Woodmansterne. We hope you and your recipients enjoy having a laugh at Paul Shadbolt's cartoons.

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The history of the greeting card

09 September, 2019 0 comments Leave a comment

You could say that greeting cards date as far back as ancient China and Egypt. In ancient Egypt, papyrus scrolls were mainly used to write religious and government texts but sometimes also to send messages. Papyrus was an abundant plant in the Nile Delta and used to make rope, mats, sandals as well as a writing surface. In ancient China, messages of goodwill were sent to celebrate New Year.

       

By the 15th century, people began to send handmade cards to each other. This was the start of the Renaissance period when there was an increasing interest in art and literature throughout Europe. Romantic messages to loved ones and the first Valentine's cards were thought to start around this period.

In the early 1400s, Germans are known to have produced greetings cards using woodcuts. This was a time-consuming printing process: a design was carved into a block of wood and this was then used to print designs onto paper. These cards were mainly sent to celebrate New Year.

 

An example of a woodcut print   

In Italy, more delicate handmade cards were produced. In particular, Valentine's cards were made with intricate lace effects. These early Valentine's Day cards were very expensive and used predominately by the elite.

The first Valentine's message is thought to date back to 1415. It was sent from Charles, Duke of Orleans, to his wife while he was being held captive in The Tower of London. Charles was a french nobleman who was captured by the British during the hundred years' war. He wrote a poem for his wife that began 'I am already sick of love, my very gentle Valentine'.

Charles Ier d'Orléans.jpg

Valentine's cards were being exchanged in Europe during the early to mid 15th Century. The oldest Valentine's card still in existence was bought at an auction in 2019 by Jakki Brown, the editor of a greeting card magazine 'Progressive Greetings'.

Valentine card dating back to circa 1790

The message on the front reads "Farewell you sweet and turtle dove. On you alone, I fixed my love. And if you never can be mine, I never can no comfort find!".  It is believed to be 230 years old.

By the 1800s Valentine cards became more affordable due to cheaper printing methods and the arrival of the postal service. Before this time, greeting cards were expensive, handmade items that also had to be delivered by hand. 

Printing practices had advanced. Mechanised printing presses meant that greeting cards became much more affordable. Add to that the introduction of the postage stamp and suddenly sending a card became more practical and more affordable.

 

The postage stamp was introduced in 1840. This removed the need to hand-deliver a card and started the massive rise in popularity of greeting cards.

 

Just three years later, in 1843, Sir Henry Cole created the first commercial Christmas card. Sir Henry Cole was a civil servant and a great innovator. He was the chief organiser of the Great Exhibition, the pioneer of the penny post, as well as the founder of the Victoria and Albert Museum. Sir Cole had a long list of friends and acquaintances to send Xmas cards to. In order to reduce the time and effort required to send cards to this extensive list of people, he decided to create and print his own Christmas card.

  Sir Henry Cole     John Callcott Horsley

He hired artist John Callcott Horsley to design the card and had one thousand copies printed. The card depicted three generations of a family raising a toast to the recipient. On either side were scenes of charity showing food and clothing being given to the poor. After sending a card to all of his acquaintances, he sold the remainder. Thus, almost by accident, he had created the first commercial Christmas card.  At a cost a shilling each they were way beyond the reach of the average working man however. 

By the 1860's companies had started to produce greeting cards on mass. Further advances in printing resulted in lower prices and greeting cards became affordable to all. Lithography had transformed commercial printing by allowing high volume printing at relatively low cost.

A Victorian era Valentine's card located in the Museum of London

Humorous greeting cards began to appear in the 1940s and 1950s. Nowadays greeting cards cover a wide range of occasions and styles. As have have seen the early greeting cards rotated round New Year and Valentines. Now birthdays make up the bulk of greeting card sales worldwide but Christmas, Valentines and the more recent Mother's Day and Father's Day celebrations are important dates now too. Add to that Anniversary, Leaving, New Home, New Job, Get Well Soon, Thank you, Retirement, Wedding Day, New Baby cards among many other events and we see that there is a greeting card for every occasion. 

In the UK alone, we spend £1.7 billion on greeting cards each year, each of us sending an average of 33 cards per year. There are over a thousand card publishers in the UK. While there are some very large companies, employing many people and printing cards on a large scale, the majority of publishers are small, independent, with just a handful of employees. In recent times, the advent of digital printing has allowed individuals to complete with the big players. Digital printing allows for economic printing of small print runs, even to an 'on demand' level to fulfil retail orders.

Many expected the greeting card industry to decline with the rise of mobile phones, texting, email and social media. However, despite these new forms of communication, the greeting card industry has remained buoyant. It has been shown that a handwritten greeting card has much more meaningful impact than an electronic form of contact, and makes the recipient feel much more special.

From the earliest greeting card to the latest creation, the aim has always been the same: to send a direct, personal and loving message to a recipient. Long may it continue!

 

 

Visit the Comedy Card Company and continue this fine tradition.

 

Emotional Rescue funny cards arrive at Comedy Card Company

11 July, 2019 0 comments Leave a comment

Emotional Rescue is one of the most commercially successful publishers of funny greeting cards, including the famous On the Ceiling caption range and Norbert and Val cartoons. At last, these wonderful humorous cards are on the shelves of Comedy Card Company!

At the Comedy Card Company, we have been trying to stock the Emotional Rescue ranges for many years. Until very recently, they had a blanket policy of not supplying online shops. Pretty much every year, when we saw the distributor of this range at greeting card trade fairs, we would ask if we could stock them. We always got the same answer but things changed this year . . .

Earlier this year, David Greaves, who had co-owned and ran Emotional Rescue for 22 years (before the company was sold in 2013) bought the company back. Perhaps this was the reason why, when we walked onto the Emotional Rescue stand at a greeting card show this year, that we got a very different reply to our usual question. Brett Smith, the managing director of Emotional Rescue, couldn't understand what the problem would be. We spoke to the distributors of their range there and then and Bob was our uncle (according to Aunt Fanny).

One of the most popular caption ranges ever published has to be On the Ceiling. Featuring hilarious captions to retro styled black and white photographs they have been making recipients laugh for some 25 years. Let's take a look at some of their most popular cards that have recently arrived at our door.

 

We just love this one showing a man at a job interview wearing a Batman mask. He admits a weakness of getting reality and fantasy confused. His strength? Well, he's Batman of course! We love Dave, we'd employ him . . .

A classic misunderstanding when a car breaks down. Crap in the carburettor . . . OK, if it will help.

Another favourite shows a woman describing a wonderful new machine at the gym. However, it is not so much a machine to get you wonderfully fit, more a great vending machine!

This poor man has misunderstood the intended purpose of the Dyson Ball Vacuum Cleaner with fairly disastrous results.

 

Norbert and Val are an adorable cartoon couple who have also been amusing us for many years. Instantly recognisable, I am sure we have all either bought or received one of these cartoon cards at some point in the past.

The 'Heart your Heart' card is classic comedy showing Norbert having a check up with his doctor. Norbert mishears the doctor when he says he'd like to hear his heart and proudly gets rip a loud fart!

Another classic cartoon shows Val asking Norbert how his day on the golf course has gone. Going by the little bonfire that he has built under his bag of golf clubs, I think we could say it's been better.

With a nod to the trials of modern life, this cartoon shows Norbert being asked to create a new computer password - lower case, upper case, numbers, hieroglyphs, blood of a virgin . . . now all that's left is to find that Unicorn and slay a Dragon . . .

Finally, we just love this cartoon showing Norbert. Having been caught short while shopping in a DIY store, he is relieved to find some toilets . . .

There are various other humour ranges within the Emotional Rescue stable. Virtual Safari is a range featuring colourful images of animals with funny captions. For an example, take a look at this one suggesting that men can multi-task after all: a Gorilla manages to eat crisps, drink beer and take control of the TV remote control all at the same time!

When asking for 'something from Amazon' for their birthday, I rather think the cat meant something from amazon dot com rather than the rain forest. (No parrots were harmed in producing this image!)

Another great range is Seriously Just Kidding, featuring contemporary design and sharp wit. This is our favourite from this range . . .

There you have it, a little look at our new range of cards from Emotional Rescue. We really hope you like them.

 Take a look at the whole range - view the Emotional Rescue Card Range

Greeting cards and the fight on plastic

27 June, 2019 0 comments Leave a comment

Greeting cards are, as a rule, fairly environmentally friendly. Usually made from FSC certified board and fully recyclable. However, as we shall see, the current hot topic is the cellophane that the cards are often wrapped in. 

Of increasing concern to all of us is the use of 'single use' plastic across the whole retail spectrum. Sir David Attenborough's Blue Planet documentary was immensely successful in bringing the harmful effects of plastic in our oceans to the forefront of our minds. Sir David has made it clear that we all have to do our bit to reduce the use of plastic. I am glad to report that the greeting card industry has been quick to respond.

Whereas the greeting card themselves, being paper products, are usually fully recyclable, the issue is the cellophane wrapping. The purpose of the cellophane wrapping has been to protect the card from fingerprints and keep the card and envelope together, as these are otherwise prone to become detached from each other in traditional card shops (little children love to play with cards!). Greeting card publishers, retailers and customers alike are equally keen to reduce plastic packaging despite the convenience of having cards wrapped with their envelopes. The good news is that there has been a great momentum for change in this forward-thinking industry. Several publishers had already opted for biodegradable wrapping which I believe to be starch based. However, the industry clearly wants to do much more especially when it seems that such biodegradable wrapping still ends up in landfill or being incinerated on account that it is inseparable from other plastic film.

(Greeting card by Cath Tate)

Speaking for ourselves, at the Comedy Card Company, we have always requested our cards to be supplied 'unwrapped' where this is an option (although the majority of publishers automatically supply cards cellophane wrapped.) Being an online-only business, the issue of finger prints or envelopes going astray is not an issue for us compared to the traditional bricks and mortar card shop. However, things need to change and even traditional cards shops need to find a better way.

There has been a successful 'Naked Card' campaign, encouraging publishers and retailers alike to go for unwrapped greeting cards and ditch the cellophane wrapping. Publisher Woodmansterne has led the way in making the change: their new 'Smart Seal', a peel-off label that keeps the greeting cards and its envelope neatly together without the need of a cellophane wrapping is making its way into production. We have already received many of their cards with this new feature. Woodmansterne had not so long ago invested in a new cellophane wrapping machine (I believe at considerable cost!) but they realised that things had to change and despite their investment, decided to change course and come up with a better option. 

Other publishers are quickly following suit - every week, we hear from another publisher and their plans to go plastic free. We believe this type of 'peel and seal' system will be commonplace in greeting card shops across the country very soon. Windles, a large greeting card printer has also created their own 'Kard Klasp' seal. Several large retailers have also committed to display their greeting cards 'plastic free' in the very near future. John Lewis is keen to only stock unwrapped cards as soon as possible, and Sainsburys has also promised to 'go naked' too.

 

While most of the greeting card that we currently have in stock still have a cellophane wrapping, I am confident that within a few months the picture will be very different, not just with us but with shops all over the country. As I have said, we already ask for our cards to arrive 'unwrapped' where this is an option with the publisher. We all want the same thing, from publishers to retailers to the customers, so hopefully before too long all greeting cards will be fully plastic free.

 

 

 

Funny Cards about Dogs

29 May, 2019 0 comments Leave a comment

At the Comedy Card Company, we specialise in funny greeting cards and we have a wide selection of cards covering many different occasions and subjects. As we shall see, dogs are a very popular subject for cartoonists and caption writers because dogs themselves are truly funny as is our relationship with them.

Dogs are often quoted as 'man's best friend' so I guess it is no surprise that they regularly feature in cartoons that appear on our humorous greeting cards. With the internet packed full of funny videos involving cats, we might have expected more cartoons about cats compared to dogs. However, this doesn't seem to be the case. Don't get me wrong, there are some hilarious cards featuring cats but there is definitely a larger range of funny cards about dogs.

So, which aspect of dog behaviour and their interaction with their human owners gets the most attention from the cartoonists? Well let's take a look at a bit of bad dog behaviour first of all. At the top of the naughty list has to be toileting indoors . . .

Stand Up / Frankie Whistle

Being natural scavengers, dogs are prone to overeating given the chance or indeed stealing food. There are several cartoons showing dogs over indulging or making the most of an open dishwasher!

Off the Leash / Rainbow

Many dogs have very important roles to play in human life, rather than simple companionship. Working dogs can lead the blind, detect explosives and drugs, round up livestock or guard property. Some have less helpful occupations such as chewing up shoes!

They Can Talk / Modern Toss

Our canine friends are famous for retrieving and carrying sticks, sometimes to a level approaching obsession. For some dogs, it seems that the bigger the stick the better - just watch the backs of your legs as they run by!

Off the Leash / They Can Talk

As demonstrated by this classic cartoon taken from the Punch magazine, some dogs are not so keen to fetch sticks. This french poodle is having none of it . . .

Punch

Dogs can worm their way into our affections such that they get away with murder. Initially strict rules can end up being relaxed such that our pets are allowed on our sofas and our beds.

Tottering by Gently / Off the Leash

Of all the famous fictional dogs, one of the long standing favourites has to be Lassie, a Rough Collie dog that was immortalised in both films and TV. Lassie famously came to the rescue, getting help for people stranded and in trouble. The New Yorker magazine, renowned for its satirical sense of humour, published a superb cartoon featuring Lassie. It shows Lassie ending up on a Psychiatrist's couch after the stress of trying to save someone from drowning. 

New Yorker

A popular subject for cartoonists and greeting card designers is the relationship between a dog and its human owners, in particular how they see the role of the human in their life - this odd person who feeds, walks and follows them to collect their poops in little bags!

Frankie Whistle / Splimple

As many a dog owner will appreciate, dogs just love a trip to the vet. This is particularly well demonstrated with the cartoon showing poor James Herriot being given lots of 'love' from a farmer's collie . . . 

Alison's Animals

We also love this cartoon from Oliver Preston showing a vet having to 'put a dog down' - not a lethal injection we're glad to say, more a case of being forced to put the dog back down on the floor on account of him being so overweight!

Oliver Preston

Of course a trip to the vet might mean a dog being given an Elizabethan collar to wear. This 'cone of shame' is intended to stop a dog licking its wound after an operation and is not a popular accessory as these greeting cards reveal . . .

Alison's Animals / U Studio

There is a notorious rivalry between dogs and cats. In this classic cartoon from Rainbow, a cat enjoys teasing a dog through a patio door. The dog bides his time before revealing to the cat that the patio door is actually open.

Rainbow

In this cartoon from newspaper cartoonist Jonathan Pugh, a dog is making the most of a recent finding confirming that dogs are cleverer than cats.

Pugh

One of the reasons that we love our dogs is because of the unconditional love that they bestow upon us. They simply adore attention from us and love to greet us excitedly when we return home.

Simon Drew / Off the Leash

Having a dog is great for your health - all that walking in the fresh air can only be good for both dog and owner.

Tottering by Gently / Camilla & Rose

One of the more dubious qualities a dog has is its obsession with other dog's bottoms and scent marking. A walk with a dog is an endless series of leaving their scent so that they can mark their territory and let other dogs know where they've been. I guess dogs don't have social media . . .

Wulffmorgenthaler / Cath Tate / Alison's Animals

Sometimes dogs can worm their way into our affection to the extent that our relationship with them supersedes our relationships with people. What was that famous quote? I think it was Mark Twain that said 'The more people I meet, the more I like my dog'. Anyway, this card reflects that sentiment perfectly . . .

Oliver Preston

Finally we have a few favourite cards that don't fit into one of the above categories. The 'Rubbed my tummy' cartoon from the famous New Yorker magazine, showing a dog admitting that he revealed all his secrets after his interrogators rubbed his tummy, is an enduring classic.

New Yorker

Another bestseller shows a photograph of a man carrying his dog up the escalator, obeying the 'dogs must be carried' sign. Unfortunately for him, his dog is a rather large Great Dane!

Icon

Another classic cartoon shows a lady posting a 'lost puppy' notice. Little does she realise that the puppy is stuck between her bottom checks after she has inadvertently sat on him. Oh dear.

Paperlink

A new card that has recently entered our best selling list features a great caption to a photograph of a woman holding up a shiny, clean plate. Rather than an advert for some washing up liquid, she is asking whether you can tell if it's been through the dishwasher or been licked clean by the dog! (Either way, I think we'll pass on dinner!)

Quitting Hollywood

Well, that is just a taste of some of our funny cards about dogs. Why not take a look at the full range of our website.

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Bye for now - woof woof!

This year's funny father's day cards

20 May, 2019 0 comments Leave a comment

Father's Day is on Sunday 16th June this year. Why not make dad laugh with a funny card from our hilarious selection?

We've already had Valentine's Day and Mother's Day so it is now time to make way for the big one . . . that's right, Father's Day! It is not just for selfish reasons that I say that (I am a father and always look forward to my traditional box of Maltesers!). No, the reason I love Father's Day is because of the great number of cards that the publishers produce in an attempt to have a laugh at poor old dad. At the Comedy Card Company we only sell funny cards so we love any occasion where humour is involved. Whereas mum seems to get a bit more respect on Mother's Day, the cartoonists and caption writers seem to be given more of a free rein to poke fun at fatherhood. This means there are a plethora of cards for us to chose from and present to you.

Brainbox Candy

Father's Day is a relatively recent 'special day'. It was founded in America in 1910 by Mrs Sonora Smart Dodd, who wanted a day to honour fathers. She was inspired by her own father, a widower who raised six children on his own and couldn't understand why there was a day to celebrate mothers but no equivalent day for fathers. It is celebrated in many countries throughout the World but not necessarily at the same time. The most common day is the third Sunday in June, as celebrated in the USA and the UK. In Australia and New Zealand it is celebrated in September. 

Fathers in the UK are accustomed to receiving a card and a small gift (apparently the most popular item is a tie) and perhaps being a bit more spoilt than usual. However, in Germany things are a bit different. Mannertag or 'Men's Day' is a far more raucous affair. A public holiday, many men take to drinking large quantities of beer, often via group 'beer bikes' or by pulling 'beer wagons'. Not always popular with some people in Germany because of the ensuing chaos, perhaps especially the police. It all makes our 'card and a tie' tradition seem quite tame by comparison!

One of the most popular themes for funny Father's Day cards has to be money. The 'bank of dad' is a major role of being a father, the endless digging of hands in pockets, whether it is for presents, ice creams and sweets for younger children or paying for clothes, shoes, school and university fees as they get older. Or perhaps helping them with a deposit to buy a house or help them out when they are in financial trouble, the money flowing to one's children never seems to end. There are some great cards focussing on this aspect. We love this new one from Waving at Trains showing a man visiting his accountant, who reveals how much money he would have had if he hadn't had children . . .

UK Greetings

In a similar vein, this great new card from Rosie Made a Thing shows a little hand outstretched for more money . . .

Rosie Made a Thing

One of the bestselling cards from last year shows a dad reading a fairytale to his daughter, the happy ending being that the little princess gets a job and never asks for any money again. That sounds like the kind of bedtime story that will help dad sleep!

UK Greetings

Another popular theme has to be dad's DIY skills or lack of them. Poor dad, everyone expects him to be able to fix anything and everything. Not only that, but within a short time scale too - surely six months would be an acceptable time frame for those little jobs around the house?!

Camilla & Rose

An enduring topic for humorous Father's Day cards is the suggestion that dad is not quite as effective a parent as mum when it comes to childcare.

Brainbox Candy

Paper Plane

Brainbox Candy

And then there is the accusation that dad breaks wind more than anybody else on the planet. Loud explosions that can evacuate rooms around the house. Poor dad, he can't help it - all that beer, crisp and resultant hot air has to escape somewhere!

Brainbox Candy / UK Greetings / Pigment

Give a dad a barbecue on a summer's day and he is in his element. Back to basics cooking in the fresh air, brings out the prehistoric man. Cooking with real fire no less - Bear Grylls eat your heart out! Those waiting for the delights to emerge from the smoking contraption, are right to be worried about the edibility or indeed the food safety aspect of the offerings. Well done (burnt to a cinder) on the outside, still raw in the middle is often the norm . . .

UK Greetings

One thing that dads can do really well however is beer drinking. Father's can truly excel in this department. It's also one of the few times when dad can multi-task: he can drink beer, change TV channels and eat crisps all at the same time.

UK Greetings

UK Greetings

It's tiring work being a father. Dads are known to slip into a deep sleep at a moment's notice, sprawled out on the sofa. Do note that he will still notice if you try reach for the remote control . . 

UK Greetings / Pigment

Dad's are meant to be embarrassing. It is written in the rule book. Dad's instinctively know how to embarrass their children by taking to the dance floor at Weddings and telling awful jokes to their friends. It's just nature's way of encouraging youngsters to leave the nest. Of course, soon enough they become parents themselves and history repeats itself.

Brainbox Candy

Buddy Fernandez

However, dad is also our own personal super hero. We might have a laugh at his expense, but at the end of the day he truly will come to our rescue when required.

Redback

Dean Morris

Naturally your dad is going to be older than you so this is also a great opportunity to remind him how much younger you are . . .

Brainbox Candy

Rosie Made a Thing

Now it wouldn't be Father's Day without some cards about sport. Traditional cards would often have an image of some golf clubs, fishing rods or footballs on them. Our cards are no exception apart from being humorous too.

Pigment / Country Cards / Quitting Hollywood

Our bestselling Father's Day card is a brilliant caption to an original image taken from Ladybird, the famous children's book series. Superb humour from Kiss me Kwik. 

Kiss me Kwik

There it is, a little snapshot of some our Father's Day cards that make us smile. Hope you might find a perfect one for your dad amongst our collection - take a look!

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