Terms & Conditions



We process our orders quickly: same day or the next working day. You will receive an email confirming dispatch of your order. 


UK : We post by Royal Mail first class. We offer FREE POSTAGE when you buy any FIVE or more cards (UK only). Otherwise postage and packing is £1.39 for orders of one to four cards. While the majority of our cards arrive within two working days, please allow 3 to 5 working days.

USA / Australia / New Zealand / Canada: We post by AIRMAIL ('International Standard'). Typically this takes TWO WEEKS to arrive but please allow THREE WEEKS as there often seems to be delays in customs (also note that deliveries to CANADA are notoriously longer). 

We believe that there is no import duty or local tax to pay on orders below $800 US dollars on USA orders or $1000 AUS/NZ dollars for Australian or New Zealand orders.

Europe within EU : We have now finally managed to appoint a tax intermediary, which allows us to collect EU VAT on a customer's behalf. This means that there should be no delay or demand for extra fees before delivery. We post by AIRMAIL ('International Standard') which should mean delivery in approximately one week but please ALLOW TWO WEEKS. 

Europe outwith EU: We post by AIRMAIL ('International Standard') which should mean delivery in approximately one week but please ALLOW TWO WEEKS. Please be aware of potential local taxes / duties being charged.


This website is highly secure. Every single page on our website is encrypted and secure, not just our checkout pages. You will see that each page starts with 'https://'. Our web site is Level 1 PCI compliant and uses 128 bit SSL certificates (as used by large banks) to keep sensitive data secure. Payments are handled by Shopify Payments, we have no access to credit card details.


For your convenience, our website allows you to view prices in multiple currencies. Please note that the payment will be taken in BRITISH POUNDS, however. The exchange rates are refreshed twice a day and are taken from www.xe.com.


We take your privacy seriously. Any information provided by you will be used solely for the purpose of operating the website and providing the services and products to you. We fully embrace the new GDPR (General Data Protection Regulations) law. We will only ever send you marketing emails if you have specifically opted in to receive such marketing. 


We hope that you will be delighted with your purchase(s). However if you change your mind, you can return any unwanted card(s) to us within 14 days of purchase, undamaged and in the original cellophane wrapper (if appropriate), for a full refund.


You can cancel your order at any time before dispatch for a full refund.

Damaged Goods

In the unlikely event that your cards arrive damaged, please contact us as soon as possible. We usually ask that the damaged card(s) are returned to us so that we can claim compensation from Royal Mail. We will offer a replacement card(s) or a full refund.

Our address

Comedy Card Company Ltd

Registered Office:

Oak House, High Street, Great Yeldham, Halstead, Essex. CO9 4EX

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