RUDE Christmas Cards
Make them laugh out loud this Christmas with these hilariously rude Christmas cards! Cheeky, sometimes offensive, but always funny, these cards poke fun at the season's goodwill. Beware of some bad language and swearing in these rude Xmas cards.
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- £2.39 GBP Santa - Fuck Off!
- £2.39 GBP Dear Santa - I've been good all year
- £2.39 GBP No presents for you this year
- £2.39 GBP Christmas - Cats and Dogs
- £2.49 GBP Christmas game - one word
- £2.39 GBP Santa's here!
- £2.39 GBP Gluten free vegan Christmas cake
- £2.29 GBP Red Suits for Fat Bastards
- £2.39 GBP Less shit from the pound shop
- £2.49 GBP Pop over for a mince pie
- £2.39 GBP Merry Christmas. Don't eat too much
- £2.49 GBP Christmas Walk
- £2.39 GBP Fat bastard gets all the credit
- £2.39 GBP Santa knows you've been a knob
- £2.39 GBP Christmas gift card for the Pound Shop
- £2.39 GBP Santa - Merry fucking Christmas
- £2.39 GBP Piss off - these are mine
- £2.49 GBP Christmas wishes came true
- £2.39 GBP Christmas - to you and your tiny penis
- £2.39 GBP Happy Holidays