RUDE Christmas Cards
Make them laugh out loud this Christmas with these hilariously rude Christmas cards! Cheeky, sometimes offensive, but always funny, these cards poke fun at the season's goodwill. Beware of some bad language and swearing in these rude Xmas cards.
View our (not as rude!) Funny Christmas Cards
- £2.39 GBP Santa - Fuck Off!
- £2.39 GBP Dear Santa - I've been good all year
- £2.39 GBP No presents for you this year
- £2.29 GBP Moist and Sticky like Fanny's
- £2.49 GBP Christmas game - one word
- £2.39 GBP Less shit from the pound shop
- £2.40 GBP Christmas card from Local School
- £2.49 GBP Santa loves everyone
- £2.49 GBP Seasonal skype call
- £2.40 GBP Wanna see in the dark?
- £2.25 GBP Merry Christmas. Don't eat too much
- £2.39 GBP Gluten free vegan Christmas cake
- £2.49 GBP Christmas Walk
- £2.39 GBP Santa knows you've been a knob
- £2.39 GBP Christmas - to you and your tiny penis
- £2.25 GBP Happy Holidays
- £2.50 GBP Been naughty and it was worth it
- £2.49 GBP No one sticks their cock in the turkey
- £2.39 GBP Christmas wishes came true
- £1.99 GBP Christmas pudding - Gordon Ramsay recipe