Funny birthday card by Dandelion Stationery

You're not old!

You are still as swift as a gazelle. Who has a touch of arthritis. And has been run over by a truck. About a week ago.

Birthday card with a funny caption suggesting that the recipient is still as fit as a gazelle - well, one that has recently been run over! [Editor's Note: We would just like to point out that no animals were actually hit by a truck.] Lovely humour from the Words of Wisdom range by Dandelion Stationery. This card measures approximately 6 x 4 inches and is blank inside for your own message.

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