Funny greeting card by Comedy Card Company

Thank you for waiting, your call is important to us . . . Press 1 to continue to wait . . . Press 2 to request a call back which, let's face it probably won't happen . . . or Press 3 if you've given up on the will to live and need some specialist assistance . . .

Greeting card with a funny caption to a photograph showing a man on the phone, waiting on a customer helpline. He has to decide whether to continue to wait, try requesting a call back or if the wait has caused some disruption to his will to live, there is always the emergency recover-from-suicidal-thoughts help option! Published by the Comedy Card Company, this card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches and is blank inside for your own message.

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