Funny greeting card by Comedy Card Company

CALL GUIDELINES

1. Allow to ring 25 times then play 'Your call is important to us' tape followed by the entire second movement from Vivaldi's Four Seasons.

2. Answer but say 'I'm unable to find your account' in a difficult to understand accent.

3. Say 'I'll transfer you to a colleague who will be able to help you.'

4. Hang up.

Greeting card showing a call centre with a funny list of instructions for the call handlers to go through when answering calls. Published by the Comedy Card Company, this card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches and is blank inside for your own message.

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