Don't waste cash on drink and drugs
Funny birthday card by Splimple
TIP: Now you're ANCIENT . . .
. . . don't go wasting your hard-earned cash on drink and drugs . . .
(inside reads) . . . just bend down, then stand-up really quickly. The effect will be just the same.
Birthday card with a funny statement suggesting that the recipient is getting to an age where the head rush from standing up too quickly is comparable to the effect of drinking alcohol or taking drugs! From the Wordies range published by Splimple. This greeting card measures approximately 6 x 6 inches and inside reads as mentioned above.
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