Funny 30th birthday card by On the Ceiling

'There's a fab new machine at the gym. It does absolutely everything!' she said. 'Kit-Kats, Maltesers, crisps . . .'

Thirtieth birthday card with a funny caption showing a woman talking about a great new machine that's arrived at the gym. Rather than a fitness machine, this sounds suspiciously like a vending machine! From the On the Ceiling range published by Emotional Rescue. This greeting card measures approximately 9 x 6 inches and inside reads Happy 30th Birthday.

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