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40 - you're not a failure

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Funny 40th birthday card by Wordies

40

No, you're not a failure, at least not quite yet.

After all, you're still younger than Jamie Cullum, James Corden, Angelina Jolie, Will Young, Frank Lampard, Sophie Dahl, John Legend, Nicole Scherzinger, Usher, Kate Moss and Michael McIntyre. That said . . .

(inside reads . . .) . . . they are all quite talented, not bad looking and have enormous sexual magnetism - so best not to get your hopes up.   

Best not to get too stressed about it either - it's no good for your blood pressure (you're nearer 60 then 20 now remember).

Fortieth birthday card with a funny list of all those that are still older than the recipient. However, the remarks inside the card knocks the recipient back down to Earth! From the Wordies range, published by Splimple. This greeting card measures approximately 6 x 6 inches and inside reads as detailed above.

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