Funny Retirement card by Harold's Planet

Advice for Retirement

Drink more wine, take afternoon naps, throw away the alarm clock, climb a mountain, let someone carry you up a mountain, read more, relax more, spend more time at the ocean, stress less, drive really slowly, don't worry about forgetting why you came into a room, start wearing a hat when you drive, spend less time with annoying people and more time with nice people, perfect the noble art of not moving much . . .

Retirement card with a funny list of suggested things for the recipient to do now that they are retired. Lovely humour from the heart warming Harold's Planet range. This greeting card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches and is blank inside for your own message.

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