Funny greeting card by Simon Drew

Useful sailing phrases for people who don't go sailing

Landlubber: facetious name for sensible people

Mast: sticky-uppy bit

Anchors Aweigh: meaningless command

Sail: something to use when the engine is broken

Hull: somewhere near Grimsby

'Aye Aye Captain': phrase used just before a mutiny

(and others . . .)

Greeting card with a funny caption to an illustration of a yacht, pointing out parts of the boat and common sailing phrases. Lovely humour from Simon Drew. This greeting card measures approximately 8 x 6 inches and is blank inside for your own message.

On the reverse is another illustration entitled 'Sea legs'.

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