Funny greetings card by Brainbox Candy

Ye Olde Simple Simon

Simple Simon, met a Pieman, Going to the fayre. Said Simple Simon, to the Pieman, What have you got there? Said the Pieman to the Simple Simon, Pies you twat.

Funny card with an hilarious variation of the original rhyme! From the Rotten Rhymes range by Brainbox Candy, this greetings card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches and is blank inside for your own message.

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