Funny (and slightly rude!) card by Quitting Hollywood

I've been flashing my boobs at the tomatoes, so they turn red from blushing

Has it worked?

No, but my cucumbers are enormous!

Funny card from the Gee Gee range published by Quitting Hollywood. A woman has been flashing her boobs in attempt to make her tomatoes red. It hasn't worked but it's done wonders for her cucumbers! Greeting card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches and is blank inside for your own message.