Do not spew profanities


Rude greeting card by Holy Flaps

I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly . . .

Like a fucking lady.

Greeting card with a funny and rude statement. It suggests that the person writing it would never mutter profanities, but would make sure to say them clearly - just like a f*cking lady! From the Henries Award winning (best humorous range 2018) Holy Flaps range. Published by Redback, this card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches and is blank inside for your own message.

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