RUDE Birthday Cards
Here we list our collection of rude birthday cards - our cheekier, more foul mouthed, edging-towards-offensive birthday cards for friends with a good sense of humour (rather than elderly relatives!). Hilariously funny but perhaps not for the faint hearted!
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- £2.39 GBP Birthday - Shit myself with excitement
- £2.39 GBP You were an accident
- £2.29 GBP Fuck a duck!
- £2.39 GBP Pissed yourself yet?
- £2.39 GBP One of the nicest w*nkers
- £2.39 GBP Happy birthday - loveliest c*nt I know
- £2.39 GBP Shit the Bed - You're Old
- £2.39 GBP You know you're old when
- £2.49 GBP Milestone Birthday
- £2.39 GBP Even wankers deserve a card
- £2.29 GBP When old age creeps up on you
- £2.39 GBP Birthday cat says
- £2.39 GBP Gluten free vegan cake
- £2.40 GBP So fucking old
- £2.39 GBP Slag to Old Slag
- £2.29 GBP Find a card with no swearing
- £2.39 GBP Cat doesn't give f*ck about your birthday
- £2.29 GBP Premature Ejaculation Clinic
- £2.39 GBP Birthdays are like Bumholes
- £2.39 GBP Look on the bright side