RUDE Birthday Cards
Here we list our collection of rude birthday cards - our cheekier, more foul mouthed, edging-towards-offensive birthday cards for friends with a good sense of humour (rather than elderly relatives!). Hilariously funny but perhaps not for the faint hearted!
View our (less rude) Funny Birthday Cards
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Eat your cake bitch
OUT OF STOCK
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Ur mum shagged ur dad
£2.40 GBP
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F*ck the dishes
£2.39 GBP
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Still a dick
£2.39 GBP
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People think I'm from Kent
£1.99 GBP
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Gift card for the Pound Shop
£2.39 GBP
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Another bastard birthday
£2.39 GBP
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Don't care about stupid birthday
£2.39 GBP
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Happy Birthday Cocksucker
£2.39 GBP
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Still a massive w*nker
£2.39 GBP
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Grey hair he could cope with
£2.49 GBP
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Happy birthday to you and your tits
£2.49 GBP
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More retro than white dog shit
£2.39 GBP
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Go f*ck yourself. I mean happy birthday
£2.39 GBP
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Birthday - alcohol and poor decisions
£2.49 GBP
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Still fit as fuck
£2.39 GBP
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Left your mum's foo foo in tatters
£2.39 GBP
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Happy birthday from the Cat
£2.39 GBP
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Have a f*cking happy birthday
£2.39 GBP
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Doesn't mean you're not a slut
£1.50 GBP
STAY IN TOUCH