Rude Cards

We love our rude cards - these funny greeting cards are definitely on the cheeky side. Hilarious cards which can be on the edgy side of the humorous card spectrum!

Beware that our collection of rude cards contains some foul language - very much adult humour!  We never intend to cause any offence with our range of rude cards - they are only meant to amuse.

View our range of Rude Birthday Cards

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Rude CardsBrainbox CandyComedy Card CompanyYe Olde Woman in a Shoe
Rude CardsRedbackComedy Card CompanyDo not spew profanities
Funny CardsGo La LaComedy Card CompanyNot wearing any knickers
Rude CardsDean MorrisComedy Card CompanyYou're a massive bellend
Rude CardsQuitting HollywoodComedy Card CompanyHold my calls
£2.59 GBP
Hold my calls
Rude CardsKiss me KwikComedy Card CompanyTreat Yourself
£2.79 GBP
Treat Yourself
Rude CardsKiss me KwikComedy Card CompanyThis man has a huge cock
Rude CardsIconComedy Card CompanyCar - full service
Rude CardsIconComedy Card CompanyNo 'I' in team
£2.89 GBP
No 'I' in team
Funny CardsGo La LaComedy Card CompanyFarts could melt ice
Funny Leaving CardBold & BrightComedy Card CompanyLeaving - fuck off
Funny CardsBrainbox CandyComedy Card CompanyJack be Nimble
£2.89 GBP
Jack be Nimble
Rude CardsDean MorrisComedy Card CompanyWorld's best arsehole
Funny CardsTraces of NutsComedy Card CompanyTip of my tongue
Birthday CardDean MorrisComedy Card CompanyBack is Stiff
£2.79 GBP
Back is Stiff
Rude CardsComedy Card CompanyComedy Card CompanySmart watch
£2.59 GBP
Smart watch
Rude CardsComedy Card CompanyComedy Card CompanySmelly bastard
£2.59 GBP
Smelly bastard
Funny Greeting CardRedbackComedy Card CompanyBird feeder
£2.89 GBP
Bird feeder
Rude CardsComedy Card CompanyComedy Card CompanyGoing down
£2.59 GBP
Going down