We love our rude cards - these funny greeting cards are definitely on the cheeky side. Hilarious cards which can be on the edgy side of the humorous card spectrum!
Beware that our collection of rude cards contains some foul language - very much adult humour! We never intend to cause any offence with our range of rude cards - they are only meant to amuse.
View our range of Rude Birthday Cards
- £2.39 GBP Heard you like it up the bottom
- £2.39 GBP Once upon a time there was a twat
- £2.39 GBP Dixie Normus
- £2.39 GBP Ye Olde Woman in a Shoe
- £2.39 GBP My dog fucking hates you
- £2.39 GBP Sorry, I meant to buy a Happy Birthday card
- £2.39 GBP If you won the lottery
- £2.39 GBP Smile a day - Keep the wankers away
- List of all the fucks I give OUT OF STOCK
- £2.40 GBP Do not spew profanities
- £2.40 GBP Not wearing any knickers
- £2.39 GBP Everyone thinks you're a knob
- £2.39 GBP Family tree - long line of c*nts
- £2.39 GBP One of the nicest w*nkers
- £2.39 GBP Look on the bright side
- £2.39 GBP Happy birthday wank chops
- £2.39 GBP Happy birthday to you and your tiny penis
- £2.39 GBP You're a massive bellend
- £2.39 GBP One more thing
- £2.49 GBP Breasts!